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    40 Things That Totally Belong On Your Birthday Wish List

    Just a bunch of really cool stuff that'll make you say, "Wow, can someone please buy this for me? Thanks."

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    1. A cozy mermaid tail blanket so you'll have ~fin-tastic~ dreams during a mid-day nap.

    2. A telescopic pencil pouch for an *im-paw-ssibly* cute way to store stationery items.

    3. A gold bangle that can double as a portable charger for your iPhone!

    4. A set of dog-themed mood cards to let people in your office know when you're having a ~ruff~ day.

    5. A pair of slingback sandals I can only describe as the most perfect pair of spring shoes to have ever existed.

    6. A Killawatt Freestyle Highlighter by Fenty Beauty because one of your birthday wishes is to glow like Rihanna. Wish granted!

    7. A book box subscription that'll let you pick out the extra goodies that come with the book. (This is great for people who aren't fond of surprises.)

    8. A mini camera keychain you should immediately snap up because it actually flashes and makes a clicking sound when you press a button!

    9. A slouchy T-shirt for anyone who loves murder shows, puns, and, well, cereal.

    10. An adorable hedgehog planter sure to ~prickle~ your fancy.

    11. A velvet tufted stitch quilt that'll instantly make your bed fit for royalty.

    12. A set of watercolor pencils for turning your sketches into paintings with just a bit of water.

    13. A travel mug to tell the world exactly how you like your coffee. (Because mornings make you feel like 💀.)

    14. A pair of monstera leaf earrings you'll definitely be ~frond~ of.

    15. A game of Sushi Stack (basically like a v extra version of Jenga) that can be played NINE different ways.

    16. An air fryer so you can eat ~healthier~ without having to give up French fries. (No one should have to.)

    17. A T. Rex shower head because you love Jurassic Park to an almost unhealthy extent.

    18. A lacey lilac bra that'll actually feel as good as it looks, meaning there's plenty of support.

    19. A real-life version of the combadge any Trekkie would be over the moon to receive. (Spoiler: it's powered by Bluetooth.)

    20. A seriously adorable pastel wallet ~everybunny~ will want to steal from you.

    21. A pair of translucent sunglasses all your friends will go 😍 over.

    22. A one-piece swimsuit you can wear tucked into some shorts for a stroll on the boardwalk.

    23. A ~dino-mite~ egg candle that'll reveal a tiny porcelain Velociraptor inside as it melts.

    24. A Wonder Woman sticky notes booklet to jot down reminders because you don't have a superhuman memory.

    25. A waterproof Bluetooth speaker by Bose for jamming out in the great outdoors or inside your shower.

    26. A comfy sweatshirt any Studio Ghibli fan would ~Totoro-ly~ appreciate.

    27. A splurge-worthy Dyson hair dryer — basically the Ferrari of hair dryers.

    28. A cool AF pillow that'll bring you back to your college days (you know, cramming for your art history test at 3 a.m.). Ah, youth.

    29. A mini bucket bag with a cacti embroidery design to make running errands ~succ~ a little less.

    30. An exfoliating and hydrating body polish (formulated with coconut oil and Moroccan rose) for scrubbing away the flaky dead skin you've accumulated over the long winter.

    31. A little gold narwhal you should have on hand to crack open bottles of booze at your birthday party.

    32. A house-shaped tea bag organizer that'll make you crack a smile when you're enjoying a cuppa English Breakfast.

    33. A zip pouch to be the voice of reason when you're debating whether or not to wash your face before passing out. (Just do it.)

    34. A metal photo clips string set for an aesthetically pleasing way to organize and display your photos, postcards, and other mementos.

    35. A giant cherry pool float to share with your BFF when it gets warm enough to take a dip.

    36. A DIY kit so you can make your own goddamn mermaid from scratch! Ingredients: colored dough and a sh*t load of glitter

    37. A snarky dishtowel to wave in your friends' faces when they ask why your food tastes so good.

    38. A silk bow barrette for getting a Pinterest-worthy look even if you kinda suck at doing hair.

    39. A quirky phone case because you wish to be more and more like a chill unicorn with every passing year. You'll get there one day. You'll get there.

    40. A scratch-off movie bucket list poster so you'll never have to say, "Ugh, what should I watch tonight?" Plus, the scratch-off part is super satisfying.

    Good to know birthday cake will still be served in the year 2364.

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