1. A selfie ring light with a cellphone holder *and* a wireless remote that'll take your 'gram game to the next level.
2. A personalized portrait cookie cutter because cookies shaped like your face is never a bad idea.
3. An aquarium cat cap you'll love a(xo)lot(l). Sorry.

4. A coffee-brewing alarm clock so you can wake up each morning to the perfect cup of joe. It's literally a dream come true.

5. A Blade Runner (1982)–inspired lightsaber umbrella that'll make you feel like you're living in... 2019.

6. A cotton dish towel to wave in your friends' faces when they ask you why the food tastes so good.

7. A "caring too much" enamel pin you'll love almost as much as Kerri Russel's hair.

8. Glitter gel eye masks so you can soothe your puffy, tired eyes and still look like you're having a party.

9. Big Foot salad tongs that aren't scary at all. In fact, they're quite adorable.

10. A bag of Death Wish coffee (aka "the world's strongest coffee"), if regular java is starting to lose its effect on you.

11. Ostrich socks everyone will ~flock~ over to get a closer look at.

12. A Bob Ross Chia Pet so you can grow happy little trees on Bob's head.

13. A rainbow sequined pencil skirt that'll make you wish every night was New Year's Eve.

14. Luna Lovegood's Spectrespecs because who says looking like a "demented, multicoloured owl" is an insult?! Not I!

15. An Iron Throne egg cup to buy just in time for the final season of GoT.
16. A seashell oven mitt ~pearl-fect~ for handling a baked clam casserole.
17. A fruit tart pet bed that looks cute enough to eat, especially when your fur baby is inside.
18. A shining, shimmering, splendid Genie Funko figure — it's exactly what you wished for.

19. Shakespearean insult bandages for when you bite your thumb too hard.

20. A metallic peel-off mask (formulated with diamond and pearl powder) so your skin will look positively radiant.

21. An over-the-top 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle that'll make for a mesmerizing piece of wall art once it's complete.

22. An enchanting Disney Castle Lego set worth spending a month to put together because it's so beautifully intricate.

23. A giant Pusheen plushie who will be your friend forever.

24. A holographic nail polish so pretty, it might hurt your productivity (because you can't stop staring at your nails).

25. A skater dress that's business in the front and Black Swan in the back.

26. A shark beach blanket only ~chompions~ can appreciate.

27. A printed romper no one will be able to look away from.

28. LED hair lights so you'll shine during festival season — but really, you don't need an occasion to wear them!

29. A hypnotic (synthetic) jellyfish lamp that'll make all your friends, well, jelly.

30. A unicorn reversible sequin pillow that's honestly the most extra piece of home decor I've ever seen.

31. Glittery sneakers Cinderella should have worn with her gown instead of glass slippers.
32. A soft shell phone case so everyone can be aware of the fact that you're a Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter celeb. NBD or anything.

33. A sandwich maker that could easily be mistaken for a cute purse.
34. Hogwarts houses–inspired makeup brushes to make getting ready in the morning a magical experience.

35. A gorgeous butterfly headpiece, if your aesthetic is forest fairy.

36. A Snorlax bean bag so you can sit back, relax, and take a snooze.

37. Colorful star fish–shaped statement earrings that can only be described as ear candy.

38. A piece of whimsical wall art featuring a dapper anthropomorphic bulldog who's ready for opera night.

39. A Single Ladies + Hades parody mug, if you're a fan of both Beyoncé and ancient Greek mythology.

40. A retro snow cone machine so your outdoor party will feel like an old-fashioned carnival.

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