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    Updated on Apr 1, 2019. Posted on Mar 29, 2019

    Just 31 Cheap And Weird Things You'll Probably Want To Buy

    Nothing is over $25, everything is weird.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A llama decal that'll stare straight into the soul of whoever's parking next to you. I dare you to scratch my door, b*tch!

    Urban Outfitters

    Promising review: "My son came out to go to school in the morning and he screamed because he thought this was a real llama, and he is very afraid of llamas. 10/10 recommend if your son is not afraid of llamas." —dabontheh8rs

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

    2. An eggplant squishy to take ALL your frustrations out on. What? It's just an eggplant.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $11.99.

    3. A disgustingly addictive pimple-popping game for when you run out of real zits to pop.

    Amazon

    This family game (lol) is for two or more players. First, load all the squishy pimples into Pimple Pete’s face, then fill the Mega-Zit Plunger with water. Each player takes turns “popping” the pimples, which is more like pulling them out. Some pimples are easy to pull out and others will take extra careful twisting and maneuvering. If you pull any pimple too hard, you risk setting off the Mega-Zit on Pete's nose – and the pimple juice will spray your way. The player who bursts the Mega-Zit is eliminated and the other player is the winner.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.75.

    4. A green man costume that'll come in handy more often than you think — Halloween, sporting events, or... making an appearance on your friend's YouTube channel.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99 (available in sizes S–XXL).

    5. A "bottomless" wine glass so you can say, "I have a glass of wine with dinner" and mean it.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    6. A wacky waving inflatable tube man you could learn some sick dance moves from.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $13.99 or Amazon for $11.66.

    7. An umbrella hat that looks a little funny but is actually super useful.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Bought this to wear while kayaking since kayak canopies are expensive, and it is ridiculously hot and humid outside. This was comfortable to wear, easy to open and close, and other kayakers I passed were jealous. Got asked many times where I bought it." —BloodAgent

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three colors).

    8. A zombie head bowl because there's nothing like a ~flesh~ bowl of cereal in the morning.

    ThinkGeek

    Brb, pouring myself some ~brain~ flakes.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $7.99.

    9. A bedtime book for parents (to reiterate — not for kids!) who would just like their sweet little one to go the f*ck to sleep.

    Akashic Books

    You can even listen to Samuel L. Jackson reading this book out loud.

    Get it from Amazon for $13.46.

    10. Wine condoms that'll protect your unfinished bottle against oxidation.

    Firebox

    Read our full review of Wine Condoms!

    Get a six-pack from Amazon for $13.97 or Firebox for $17.99.

    11. A CPR mask-wearing Dwight pin you can almost hear saying "Clarice..."

    Amazon

    It's not for the faint of heart.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    12. Bread slippers for keeping your toes warm and toasty.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $17+ (available in two sizes and seven styles).

    13. A yodeling pickle that can sound quite jarring at first. But then you'll realize it's the best thing you've ever bought. No big ~dill~.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $13 or Amazon for $13.23.

    14. A strangely ~a-peel-ing~ banana duck print sure to ~quack~ you up.

    LiteralPrint / Etsy

    Get it from LiteralPrint on Etsy for $9.95.

    15. A parody cookbook you'll definitely get a ~cluckle~ out of — and some pretty awesome recipes, too.

    Amazon

    I mean, you'll probably also get a little turned on by it.

    Promising review: "White elephant gift for a restaurant work party, but not gonna lie... I definitely wrote down some of the recipes! Not only is this absolutely hilarious, but the recipes sound amazingly delicious. This is the best buy I've made in a long time. Great quality hardback, smaller than regular printer paper, about 150 pages long. Highly considering trying to snag my own gift!" —Kayla

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    16. Chocolate lollipops that might appear eary but you should order them out of shear curiosity.

    CandyConfections / Etsy

    I'm sorry for being earresponsible with pun usage. Please bear with me.

    Get a 12-pack from CandyConfections on Etsy for $14.25.

    17. A farting cats coloring book for a ~toot-ally~ fun and relaxing after-work activity.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $6.50.

    18. A Sasquatch air freshener to make your car smell like a pine forest (aka where Bigfoot lives).

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $4.42.

    19. A potoo puppet you should buy right away and then decide if it's cute or creepy later.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    20. A pepperoni pizza-scented lip balm that, unlike the actual food, won't leave your lips feeling greasy.

    BluePoppyBath / Etsy

    This lip balm is made of sweet almond oil, avocado oil, shea butter, beeswax, cocoa butter, castor oil, vitamin e, flavor, and mica. So it'll be super moisturizing!

    Get it from BluePoppyBath on Etsy for $3.

    21. A squirrel finger puppet people will either go nuts for or hate a lot. Think of it as a friendship test. The ones who hate it don't pass.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $6.56.

    22. Or, a pack of mini hands for gently stroking your S.O.'s face as they wake up in the morning.

    amazon.com

    Get a five-pack from Amazon for $5.27.

    23. A doge mouse pad that'll make you say, "Wow, such joy. Many laugh."

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    24. A robin bird mask you should buy just ~beak-ause~.

    Amazon

    This mask is made out of latex.

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    25. Earrings featuring an alligator lady and a flamingo gentleman sure to confuse and delight your friends.

    PergamoPaperGoods / Etsy

    Get them from PergamoPaperGoods on Etsy for $15.

    26. A cat-in-a-blanket figurine that's probably hatching a plan for world domination right ~meow~.

    Amazon

    These cats come in blind boxes so you'll receive a random color. Collect them all and arrange them in a circle on your desk.

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    27. A Nicolas Cage sequin throw pillow cover so you can laugh your face off.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    28. Sardine pens because they are honestly too cool for school.

    Amazon

    These come packaged in a tin sardine can!

    Get a 10-pack from Amazon for $16.99.

    29. A bologna sandwich wall decal that'll really just tie the whole room together.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $21.96+ (available in five sizes).

    30. A dragon stapler so your co-workers will think twice about stealing a pen off your desk.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $17.98.

    31. Finally, a wall clock displaying the various stages of Kevin Malone being forced to eat raw broccoli.

    SergSuperShop / Etsy

    Yup, those are Michael's hands.

    Get it from SergSuperShop on Etsy for $19.99.

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    Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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