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    Just 31 Cheap And Weird Things You'll Probably Want To Buy

    Nothing is over $25, everything is weird.

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    1. A llama decal that'll stare straight into the soul of whoever's parking next to you. I dare you to scratch my door, b*tch!

    2. An eggplant squishy to take ALL your frustrations out on. What? It's just an eggplant.

    3. A disgustingly addictive pimple-popping game for when you run out of real zits to pop.

    4. A green man costume that'll come in handy more often than you think — Halloween, sporting events, or... making an appearance on your friend's YouTube channel.

    5. A "bottomless" wine glass so you can say, "I have a glass of wine with dinner" and mean it.

    6. A wacky waving inflatable tube man you could learn some sick dance moves from.

    7. An umbrella hat that looks a little funny but is actually super useful.

    8. A zombie head bowl because there's nothing like a ~flesh~ bowl of cereal in the morning.

    9. A bedtime book for parents (to reiterate — not for kids!) who would just like their sweet little one to go the f*ck to sleep.

    10. Wine condoms that'll protect your unfinished bottle against oxidation.

    11. A CPR mask-wearing Dwight pin you can almost hear saying "Clarice..."

    12. Bread slippers for keeping your toes warm and toasty.

    13. A yodeling pickle that can sound quite jarring at first. But then you'll realize it's the best thing you've ever bought. No big ~dill~.

    14. A strangely ~a-peel-ing~ banana duck print sure to ~quack~ you up.

    15. A parody cookbook you'll definitely get a ~cluckle~ out of — and some pretty awesome recipes, too.

    16. Chocolate lollipops that might appear eary but you should order them out of shear curiosity.

    17. A farting cats coloring book for a ~toot-ally~ fun and relaxing after-work activity.

    18. A Sasquatch air freshener to make your car smell like a pine forest (aka where Bigfoot lives).

    19. A potoo puppet you should buy right away and then decide if it's cute or creepy later.

    20. A pepperoni pizza-scented lip balm that, unlike the actual food, won't leave your lips feeling greasy.

    21. A squirrel finger puppet people will either go nuts for or hate a lot. Think of it as a friendship test. The ones who hate it don't pass.

    22. Or, a pack of mini hands for gently stroking your S.O.'s face as they wake up in the morning.

    23. A doge mouse pad that'll make you say, "Wow, such joy. Many laugh."

    24. A robin bird mask you should buy just ~beak-ause~.

    25. Earrings featuring an alligator lady and a flamingo gentleman sure to confuse and delight your friends.

    26. A cat-in-a-blanket figurine that's probably hatching a plan for world domination right ~meow~.

    27. A Nicolas Cage sequin throw pillow cover so you can laugh your face off.

    28. Sardine pens because they are honestly too cool for school.

    29. A bologna sandwich wall decal that'll really just tie the whole room together.

    30. A dragon stapler so your co-workers will think twice about stealing a pen off your desk.

    31. Finally, a wall clock displaying the various stages of Kevin Malone being forced to eat raw broccoli.

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