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1. A mini cactus humidifier even the ~prickliest~ co-worker would love.
2. A breakfast sandwich maker because who can say no to homemade Egg McMuffins? No one, that's who!
3. A set of mini lipsticks that'll make them say, "~Pill-ease~ don't steal this from me!"
4. A Death Star kitchen timer so their food never goes over to the dark side (aka burnt).
5. A very elegant mustached gentleman who will kindly hold their razor.
6. A spinning mood enamel pin for expressing how they feel in every ~Stitch-uation~.
7. A wonderfully random screaming goat figurine (that actually screams) everyone will want ~baaaadly~.
8. An adjustable neck phone mount so they can enjoy an episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel hands-free.
9. A pack of artsy socks the recipient will enjoy wearing very ~Munch~.
10. A clip-on selfie ring light for anyone who wants to up their Instagram game in the new year.
11. A mug with an adorable little animal hiding inside that can brighten anyone's day.
12. A hilarious adult coloring book you might be tempted to keep for yourself.
13. A quirky set of colorful pencils so they'll always know the right collective noun for animals like giraffes and flamingos.
14. A waterproof speaker for turning their shower into a karaoke chamber.
15. A sticky note packet that can help them get their life in order.
16. A unicorn tea infuser no one will want to pass ~oolong~ to another person.
17. A pair of Dwight and Michael necklaces (or keychains) so you can win the Dundie award for "Best White Elephant Gift-Giver."
18. A cat night light to pounce on before someone else does.
19. A knotted velvet scrunchie that'll make them say, "Don't mind if I 'do!"
20. A corgi desk calendar for the cutest way to keep track of the dates.
21. A parody cookbook they'll definitely get a ~cluckle~ out of — and some pretty awesome recipes, too.
22. A pretty water tumbler sure to be a popular pick because everybody has to stay hydrated.
23. A donut lunch tote that can actually fit a ~hole~ lotta food inside.
24. A pack of Harry Potter playing cards (featuring the four Hogwarts houses) both wizards and muggles will ~wand~.
25. A mini LED light box perfect for displaying their mood of the day.
26. A tabletop vacuum shaped like a little cow that no ~udder~ gift can compete with.
27. An adult party game to play as a group after the gift exchange is over — it doesn't really matter who gets it!
28. A Bob Ross Funko figure everyone will lose their chill over.
29. A microwave s'mores maker that won't require a campfire to deliver delicious results.
30. A movie bucket list scratch-off poster they'll actually enjoy using, for ~reel~.
31. A larger version of everyone's favorite cable accessory to prevent their charging cords from breaking. But more importantly, it's cute.
32. A ~dino-mite~ taco holder people might take ~Jurassic~ measures to claim as their own.
33. A sloth car decal that won't be slow to get picked from the pile.
34. A mini print any Oxford comma-defender will proudly show their friends, family, and colleagues.
35. A pair of oven mitts you can't ~bear~ to see given away. (Is it wrong to pick your own gift?!)
36. A pair of light-up lightsaber chopsticks several people will duel over. May the force be with them.
37. A cable yoyo to solve the universal problem of tangled headphones.
38. A five-year journal for a meaningful gift they can enjoy for years to come. It only requires one line a day so it won't be too much work to fill in!
You, watching everyone fight over your white elephant gift:
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