She’s even BETTER known as the host of America’s Next Top Model.
You might not know this about her, but she’s got some important ~philosophies~
1. ~Selfie Manipulation~
2. ~Inception~
3. ~Ass Maintenance~
Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
4. ~Science~
So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
5. She just ~gets~ humanity, ya know?
So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
6. Tyty’s got a romance language all her own.
Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
7. She knows how to get her disciples to BREAK. IT. DOWN.
8. She’s got powerful entrepreneurial feminist philosopher skills.
Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
12. She knows when she has to get REAL with those who don’t follow her theories.
13. Every philosopher develops their own theories, and she’s got the Smize, the Tooch, and Booch.
.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
14. Tyra knows that the secrets of life are hidden right in front of you.
So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks)
15. She has an all-seeing eye. She’s always watching you.
Tyra is in the same camp as John Locke, Socrates, and Nietzche. SMIZE, ya know?
And that’s why we must all bow down to Tyra Banks.
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