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15 Times Tyra Banks Proved She's Actually A Philosopher

First you Smize, then you Tooch and Booch.

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1. ~Selfie Manipulation~

So U know when U wanna take a selfie lookin like crap but R still so tempted, feelin like U can work UR angles even tho U lookin cray

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when U wanna take a selfie lookin like crap but R still so tempted, feelin like U can work UR angles even tho U lookin cray

8:31 AM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. ~Inception~

I just took a "What Iconic Supermodel Are You?" test and got...MYSELF!

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

I just took a "What Iconic Supermodel Are You?" test and got...MYSELF!

6:51 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. ~Ass Maintenance~

Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance

9:51 AM - 22 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. ~Science~

So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that

6:54 PM - 09 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. She just ~gets~ humanity, ya know?

So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them

12:05 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Tyty's got a romance language all her own.

Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM

6:23 PM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. She knows how to get her disciples to BREAK. IT. DOWN.

Find a Wall. Flip that Hair. Tell Friend to Snap it. #PhotoShootOnTheGo

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Find a Wall. Flip that Hair. Tell Friend to Snap it. #PhotoShootOnTheGo

3:16 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. She's got powerful entrepreneurial feminist philosopher skills.

Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25

3:17 PM - 25 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. She can ~predict~ the future.

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10. She has out-of-body experiences.

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11. She can ~control~ the light.

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13. Every philosopher develops their own theories, and she's got the Smize, the Tooch, and Booch.

.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!

10:32 AM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. Tyra knows that the secrets of life are hidden right in front of you.

So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?

8:00 AM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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