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15 Times Tyra Banks Proved She's Actually A Philosopher

First you Smize, then you Tooch and Booch.

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Tyra Banks is known for being one of earth's greatest Supermodels.

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She's even BETTER known as the host of America's Next Top Model.

You might not know this about her, but she's got some important ~philosophies~

1. ~Selfie Manipulation~

So U know when U wanna take a selfie lookin like crap but R still so tempted, feelin like U can work UR angles even tho U lookin cray

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when U wanna take a selfie lookin like crap but R still so tempted, feelin like U can work UR angles even tho U lookin cray

8:31 AM - 22 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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2. ~Inception~

I just took a "What Iconic Supermodel Are You?" test and got...MYSELF!

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

I just took a "What Iconic Supermodel Are You?" test and got...MYSELF!

6:51 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. ~Ass Maintenance~

Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance

9:51 AM - 22 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. ~Science~

So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that

6:54 PM - 09 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. She just ~gets~ humanity, ya know?

So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them

12:05 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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6. Tyty's got a romance language all her own.

Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM

6:23 PM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. She knows how to get her disciples to BREAK. IT. DOWN.

Find a Wall. Flip that Hair. Tell Friend to Snap it. #PhotoShootOnTheGo

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Find a Wall. Flip that Hair. Tell Friend to Snap it. #PhotoShootOnTheGo

3:16 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. She's got powerful entrepreneurial feminist philosopher skills.

Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25

3:17 PM - 25 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. She can ~predict~ the future.

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10. She has out-of-body experiences.

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11. She can ~control~ the light.

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12. She knows when she has to get REAL with those who don't follow her theories.

13. Every philosopher develops their own theories, and she's got the Smize, the Tooch, and Booch.

.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!

10:32 AM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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14. Tyra knows that the secrets of life are hidden right in front of you.

So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?

Tyra Banks@tyrabanks

So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?

8:00 AM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. She has an all-seeing eye. She's always watching you.

Tyra is in the same camp as John Locke, Socrates, and Nietzche. SMIZE, ya know?

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And that's why we must all bow down to Tyra Banks.