1. The first day on the job is the most challenging, but everything after comes a lot easier.
As soon as you open the door to your first “real” job after college, you will be hit with 398743598743 different anxieties, but, at least try to remain in the present moment. Part of the game is just faking it till you make it.
2. Be direct about your expectations and make your intentions obvious.
Working your butt off isn’t the only way you will be graded in the post-college adult world. You also have to be able to articulate and express to your boss what will make you excited to come to work every day.
6. Never fear failure. It will come, but just as easily go.
You think Justice Sotomayor ever gave up? No. So, what if you’re fired, or not offered the job you want so bad? Sometimes what you think is a bad career decision can lead to an even greater opportunity.
8. Don’t make important decisions based on what you think others expect.
This isn’t some weird mental game where you have to position yourself in ways to please everyone around you. Sometimes trusting your gut and intuition is the best thing you could ever do.
14. Happy hour doesn’t mean what it meant in college.
Don’t get schwasted at the company happy hour and make a fool of yourself, or at least wait until your boss leaves and its just you and your co-workers gettin’ down with some margs at the bar.
16. Remember: No one is perfect, even if everyone looks like they’ve got it all down.
If you worked as hard and put in as much effort as you could in an eight-hour work day, then there are no regrets. PLUS, if you actually talk to your co-workers, they will tell you that the secret is they still get as anxious as you probably were on your first day.
18. You will realize offices are actually really awkward. *bumps bathroom door into boss’s face*
“Aw, shit, SORRY. I just graduated from college…I don’t know how to conduct myself as a real-life adult.” Your boss won’t appreciate your weekend hangover story as much as your friends at your cubicle will. It’s about finding the right balance.