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How Obsessed With The Internet Are You?

Put your phone down for one sec, geez.

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    You check Instagram every five minutes.
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    You just checked Instagram.
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    You just took a break to tweet something SUPER important.
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    You know what a subtweet is.
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    You never have less than 10 tabs open.
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    You actually just opened a new tab.
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    You have been so overwhelmed by the amount of tabs on your browser that you tweeted about it.
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    You subscribe to email newsletters.
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    You use #hashtags regularly.
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    You follow certain #hashtags and check them regularly.
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    You have almost crashed/walked into someone to tweet something really funny.
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    Forgetting your charger is the worst thing that can ever happen.
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    You can't imagine your life without the internet.
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    The internet knows you better than your best friend does, because SEARCH HISTORY.
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    You try to keep up with all internet #trends.
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    You use an RSS reader.
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    You have a folder that includes meticulously organized GIFs.
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    You follow at least one cute animal Instagram account.
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    You have an encyclopedic knowledge of the cafes with free wi-fi in your neighborhood/city.
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    You met a good portion of your friends online.
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    You have serious discussions with your friends about your "social presence."
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    You read think pieces about internet obsessions.
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    But then you don't finish the article because it's too long.
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    You are always on the lookout for good Instagram opportunities.
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    You won't follow certain people on social media but you creep on their public profiles.
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    You hate Facebook, but it's a necessary evil.
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    You love it when people you actually, like, "like" your posts.
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    You fave tweets in hopes people will follow you.
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    You bragged to your friends that one time a minor celebrity tweeted you.
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    You regularly read forums.
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    You contribute to forums.
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    "WHERE'S MY PHONE??!?!?!" --You, every 5 minutes.
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    You trust the internet as a legit health professional.
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    You trust the internet with everything.
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    If it's not on the internet, you think it must not exist.
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    You can't believe people still use Hotmail or Netscape.
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    You are paranoid that your internet use is giving you early symptoms of carpal tunnel.
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    But that doesn't stop you from scrolling and liking and typing.
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    Your attention span is really brief.
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    The thought of your browser crashing gives you anxiety.
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    Be honest: You just got like three notifications from one of your many social media profiles.
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    You have a show streaming in the background while you take this quiz.
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    You've asked your friends to bring you food instead of going to dinner with them because you can't leave your computer.
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    You use Google Alerts.
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    You live-tweet brunch.
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    Then you Instagram your brunch.
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    You tag your friends at brunch on Facebook.
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    You have a backlog of bookmarks, but you can't help setting up more.
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    You feel left out when people ask if you saw that new meme/viral video that you didn't see.
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    You realize you should go out more.
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    You Google what people do for "fun."
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    You go outside and then instantly regret it.
 
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