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Which Stupid F**king Bird Character Are You?

Life may be disappointing, but this quiz isn't!

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  1. Black
    Black
    The Blackest Black
    The Blackest Black
    Navy Blue
    Navy Blue
    White
    White
    Red
    Red
    Orange
    Orange
    Yellow
    Yellow
  2. Hunting
    Via Newsmax
    Hunting
    Via Newsmax
    Writing
    Via Neil Patel
    Writing
    Via Neil Patel
    Baking
    Via Fresh Design Pedia
    Baking
    Via Fresh Design Pedia
    Reading
    Via Entrepeneur
    Reading
    Via Entrepeneur
    Playing music
    Via Wall Street International
    Playing music
    Via Wall Street International
    Pampering yourself
    Via Twitter
    Pampering yourself
    Via Twitter
    Mixing drinks
    Via Serious Eats
    Mixing drinks
    Via Serious Eats
  3. Professional Celeb
    Via Paper Magazine
    Professional Celeb
    Via Paper Magazine
    Cook
    Via Book a Cook
    Cook
    Via Book a Cook
    Writer
    Via Rich in Color
    Writer
    Via Rich in Color
    Comedian
    Via Netflix
    Comedian
    Via Netflix
    Doctor
    Doctor
    Actor/Actress
    Via USC School of Drama
    Actor/Actress
    Via USC School of Drama
    Director
    Via telio.com
    Director
    Via telio.com
  4. Apple
    Apple
    Berry smoothie
    Berry smoothie
    Nuts
    Nuts
    Popcorn
    Popcorn
    Chocolate
    Chocolate
    Strawberry Pocky
    Strawberry Pocky
    Margarita(s)
    Margarita(s)
  5. A bottomless bowl of ice cream
    A bottomless bowl of ice cream
    Blackberry pie
    Blackberry pie
    Apple pie
    Apple pie
    Rainbow cake
    Rainbow cake
    Angel foodcake
    Angel foodcake
    Lemon bars
    Lemon bars
    Tiramisu
    Tiramisu
  6. George Clooney
    George Clooney
    James Franco
    James Franco
    Oscar Isaac
    Oscar Isaac
    Emma Stone
    Emma Stone
    Susan Sarandon
    Susan Sarandon
    Kaya Scoledario
    Kaya Scoledario
  7. "Where Is My Mind?", The Pixies
    "Sea of Love", Cat Power
    "First Love", Adele
    "I Put a Spell On You", Nina Simone
    "Stubborn Love", The Lumineers
    "Nothing Lasts Forever", Maroon 5
    "Mr Cellophane", Chicago

Which Stupid F**king Bird Character Are You?

You got: Con

You are sarcastic, cynical, and a maybe bit of a smart-ass (hey, who isn't?). You don't give your trust to everyone, very few people in fact, but when you do you trust completely, and when you love you love hard. Maybe get some advice from a third party before getting a gift for your significant other though... To see Con in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Con
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You got: Dev

You are goofy, fun, and really good at giving hugs! And you probably smell like clean sheets. You might bend a little too much for people you care about, but your patience and lovability make you a great friend/significant other. Go treat yourself to some weird-ass ice cream flavors! To see Dev in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Dev
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You got: Emma

You are one fierce diva! You are strong, confident, and full of passion. You know your worth, and you don't let anyone get in the way of your ambition. You're not God, but still...full of wrath and terrible to behold. To see Emma in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Emma
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You got: Mash

You are sharp, funny, and a sensitive soul. You put up a prickly front so people don't hurt you, but you have a big heart and a lot of love to give. And of course, you love black. Black is slimming! To see Mash in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Mash
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You got: Nina

You are sweet, caring, and maybe a bit naïve at times. You are definitely "The Nice Friend," and people are comforted by your presence. However, don't let others hold you back! You've got big dreams, go chase them (but watch out for cute author-types)! To see Nina in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Nina
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You got: Sorn

You are an old soul, a kind person, and a great listener. However, let yourself be heard just as much as the people who you give your listening ear to. And always carry Tropical Fruits Lifesavers on you, they can come in handy! To see Sorn in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Sorn
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You got: Trig

You are smart, creative, and charismatic. You are great at finding meaning in the world around you, and making the mundane things in life seem fantastic for all you meet. However, you can sometimes see people as simply plot points in your life, and that can lead to heartache. But, after all, will it really matter in 100 years? To see Trig in action, come see Stupid F**king Bird March 30, 31, and April 1!

Trig
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