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11 Lazy Snacks That'll Keep You Glued To The Couch

There's just too much good TV waiting for you these days to be wasting any time in the kitchen. Make these lazy snacks so you can catch the latest episodes of the top 100 shows, preloaded with X1 from XFINITY.

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1.

1) Spread your choice of PEANUT BUTTER over a tortilla.

2) Slice 1 BANANA in quarters and place evenly on dat buttah.

3) Wrap up softly and cut into preferred portions.

2.

1) Put LEFTOVER or PRECOOKED BACON on paper towel on a microwave-safe plate.

2) Mix 3 PARTS BROWN SUGAR with 1/2 PART WATER.

3) Spread that water-sugah over each slice.

4) Microwave for 50–60 seconds or until heated.

5) Let bacon cool before eating (you fiend).

3.

1) Cut PICKLE in half and hollow out with spoon.

2) Fill with CREAM CHEESE and add SALT and/or PEPPER to taste.

4.

1) BUTTER TWO SLICES OF BREAD to taste.

2) Spread POTATO CHIPS on one slice, top with other slice, and cut down the middle.

5.

1) Mix ½ CUP ROLLED OATS, ½ CUP CHOPPED ALMONDS, 1 TABLESPOON PROTEIN POWDER (chocolate, preferably) with ½ CUP PEANUT BUTTER and 3 TABLESPOONS HONEY in whatever bowl will fit all of that.

2) Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

3) Scoop the mixture into balls and eat/serve cold or melty (because they will melt if they aren’t cold).

6.

1) Place SLICES OF SALAMI between two paper towels then microwave for approximately 40 seconds on one side

2) Take them out, flip them, and microwave for an ADDITIONAL 40 seconds (or until crispy).

3) Let cool, then eat with any dipping sauce (we suggest mustard, but you do you).

7.

1) Chop CELERY into finger-length stalks.

2) Fill with your favorite HUMMUS.

3) Place DELI SLICED TURKEY on top and enjoy.

8.

1) Place ONE BRICK CREAM CHEESE on a plate.

2) Pour your favorite SALSA over top.

3) Eat with TORTILLA CHIPS (or however you like — we won’t judge).

9.

1) Slice ONE TOMATO evenly.

2) Place flat on plate.

3) Put DRIED OR FRESH BASIL on top of each slice.

4) Drizzle BALSAMIC VINEGAR and sprinkle SALT over top to taste.

10.

1) Crack 2 EGGS into a large mug (or whatever is clean and won’t melt in the microwave).

2) Add 1/2 CUP POWDERED SUGAR (or something sweet of your choosing).

3) Add 2-4 TABLESPOONS HOT COCOA POWDER.

4) Microwave for 1–3 minutes until cooked.

5) Top with ice cream and eat!

NOTE: Cup may overflow while cooking, so place on microwave-safe plate and keep an eye on it as the cake rises.

11.

1) Plop 3 SCOOPS of your FAVORITE ICE CREAM into large cup.

2) Fill cup with MILK (make sure the ice cream is submerged).

3) Mash it all with spoon until you can’t tell where the milkshake starts and the ice cream ends.

4) Drink up.

Photos shot by Bergen & Lennon, designed by Tapleshay / Buzzfeed

Sit back, relax, and try these lazy snacks while you watch the latest episodes of the top 100 shows preloaded and ready with X1 from XFINITY.

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