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    Posted on May 2, 2020

    16 Hilarious Gifts From Firebox To Send To Your Friend That's Got A Dirty Sense Of Humour

    'Cause what better time to make them laugh?

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    1. A twin pack of chocolate toilet rolls made from a blend of white and milk Belgian chocolate.

    Firebox

    Price: £9.99.

    2. Are they missing a partner they're not self-isolating with? Or maybe they're just plain lonely?! Don't worry, this jumbo penis pillow will keep them company.

    Firebox

    Price: £29.99 - £39.99 depending on colour.

    3. These marshmallow willies are as delicious as they are naughty!

    Firebox

    Price: £4.99.

    4. This box of edible anus chocolates is the perfect tongue-in-cheek (sorry) gift to send your favourite pal!

    Firebox

    Price: £8.99.

    5. Gift them this sparkly, rose-scented hot-pink bar of soap to help motivate them to get scrubbing.

    Firebox

    Price: £5.99.

    6. A box of super tasty chocolate boobs that they can nibble on.

    Firebox

    Price: £8.99.

    7. Send your bestie a literal chocolate penis that weighs a *whopping* eight ounces!

    Firebox

    Price: £19.99.

    8. Send them some boozy goodwill with this hilariously crude bottle of prosecco that you can even have personalised.

    Firebox

    Price: £24.99.

    9. Some Tiger King-inspired condoms so they can keep their Maldonado Passage (get it!) protected at all costs.

    Firebox

    Price: £9.99.

    10. Help them complete their sexual experimentation bucket list thanks to this position-of-the-day playbook.

    Firebox

    Price: £8.99.

    11. These durable rubber stressticles are ~ideal~ for the friend that needs to release some tension.

    Firebox

    Price: £6.99.

    12. Make bathtime so much more fun thanks to this Fishing For Floaters game that they can play by themselves or with other people.

    Firebox

    Price: £9.99.

    13. Treat them to this penis-shaped hot water bottle they'll love spooning with at night.

    Firebox

    Price: £13.99.

    14. These giant STD plushies are kind of adorable?! These cuddly little critters are *just* the gift to send your bestie to make them giggle.

    Firebox

    Price: £9.99.

    15. Send them this rude puzzle book that's sure to put the naughtiest corners of their dirty mind to work.

    Firebox

    Price: £7.99.

    16. Some piña colada-flavoured jelly sperms for the BFF that's not afraid of a little crude humour.

    Firebox

    Price: £4.99.