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Exclusive Pic Leonardo DiCaprio Leaving Miami Nightclub With 20 In Tow

Here's Leo with the 20. Unverified image, but it seems legit.

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So we have Leo with:

1) Log Lady - Leo's keeping her sweet for some Twin Peaks action

2) Oprah - The big D is writing a book, and wants in the club

3) Spider-Man - for radioactive glow in the dark good times.

4) Barack Obama - may as well party. Can't get anything done at work

5) The CIA Interrogation Report - great for sex tips and contains no human rights abuses at all, says Fox News and nobody with a brain

6, 7 & 8) Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Grange - All three are magic in the sack

9) The Death Star- see Urban Dictionary definition. Or don't

10) Krampus - Christmas is coming, and Leo has a hit-list he needs help with

11) Giant Octopus - Eight arms are much more fun than two

12) Ebola - Leo preparing for his next role where he plays Ebola. Best actor is in the bag

13) Bison - A protected species, having one of these along ensures that the paparazzi won't shoot.

14) Corn - green with envy because it's not Leo, and yellow because it's happy to be there

15) Ozzy - Only person to party as hard as Leo. Ask Ozzy, he was there

16) Julia Roberts in a bikini - the iconic pretty woman

17 & 18) Two riot police - Just in case anyone is charged with anything, having them in attendance means nothing will ever get past a grand jury

19) He-Man - Only man on the planet as manly as Leo

20) Edward from Twilight - The prettiest woman of them all

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