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When moving into our first apartment, my fiancé and I bought a set of pots and pans off of Amazon. The pots came with lids but the pans, however, did not. While making chicken rice the first time in our new kitchen, I realized it only when it came time to cover the pan and simmer.… Read More

Mimi, you’re obviously the misled one here. You’ve convinced yourself that you’re pro-life when in reality, you and all your cronies are pro-birth. Y’all don’t care if mothers have formula to feed the already born “precious babies”. Y’all don’t care that black babies are two to three… Read More

Yep. If any paper product got dropped on the floor, we had to put an X on the bottom and put it on the back counter. Same thing with any damaged candy. And at the end of the shift, they had to be counted and signed off by the manager and everyone who was on a register.

If a theater has a cafe — think pizza, burgers, ice cream, etc — do NOT get any kind of blended drink. They often have blenders that hook up to a water line so all you have to do after making the drink is flip the pitcher over and press down to rinse. Thing is, the bottom part that… Read More

I’m so glad that even though my new townhouse is freshly renovated, none of this nonsense happened. So far, my only complaint is the lack of ceiling lights in the bedrooms. But apparently that’s not as weird as I originally thought?

I’ve caught my dad secretly taking photos of women while walking. We were at the dog park and the weather was just starting to get nice so there were girls in shorts and tank tops. I’m a slightly slower walker so I was a couple steps behind him. We had stopped so the dog could do… Read More

#15 Is that you Kanye?

Hey at least it’s not Kanye pulling the strings and making the decisions like the black outfit.

Miles Teller. He always plays this asshole type character. And from what I’ve heard and read about him, he’s an asshole in real life. So he basically just plays himself in every role he’s in.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he is going to physically hurt or possibly even kill someone. He’s got this mentality of “if I can’t have Kim, no one can.” That’s how women end up being attacked and/or killed by their exes. His behavior is steadily escalating and we keep… Read More