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I mean, I still love and listen to “Gypsy Woman.” No shame here 🙃🤷‍♀️

You don’t put the mayo IN the grilled cheese. You just use mayo instead of butter for grilling. It has a higher smoke point so you can get a nice crispy outside while keeping the inside nice and gooey. It also gives it a little bit of a tang that works so well with cheese.

If you go to Mackinac Island and don’t get any fudge, you wasted your trip

25. I will never again use anything BUT mayonnaise for my grilled cheese. The subtle tang is INCREDIBLE and the higher smoke point means you get a crispier outside without sacrificing that desired gooeyness inside.

I just want to mention that the bisexual “plot twist” at the end of Dodgeball still makes me cringe.

Barb was clearly cookin toaster eggs

I buy ugly plushies too! Specifically, ones that probably shouldn’t have met the quality check but somehow still made it to the shelves. I like going to Walmart and looking at the cheap seasonal plushies and buying the most deformed one I can find. I’ve got a crooked faced Easter… Read More

I wasn’t allowed to receive my first bible with the other kids in my age group because my parents weren’t official members of the church. When the other kids were being presented their bibles, I was brought up to the front of the congregation with them. I assumed I was going to get… Read More

Fun cringy fact: when I first met my fiancé, it took about 5 times of meeting him before I remembered his name. For clarification, we had mutual friends and would encounter each other fairly regularly at a friends house. I had to do the dreaded “what’s your name again?” several times.… Read More

Click on the link in the paragraphs above the Jennifer Lawrence “oh hell no” gif. That’ll take you to the original Reddit post. Then sort the comments by “controversial.” That’ll give you the most downvoted comments. Chances are, if they’re getting massive amounts of downvotes, they’re… Read More