“Mm, Vicodin and diet 7up. The breakfast of champions.” -sent to me at 2 pm by my mother while I was at work. I ordered pizza delivery for her.
This one happened to my dad, but it’s too good not to share. He had food poisoning and was having a bout of diarrhea when he realized that he was going to throw up. He tried to lean forward to throw up into the bathtub and lost his balance and fell face first into the bathtub, and broke his nose. I went to check on him and found him unconscious, pantsless in a puddle of blood, vomit and diarrhea. I had to call an ambulance and the EMTs were even repulsed.