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We Can Guess Whether You'll Get Back To Your Dorm Based On These Questions!

After a night of wild partying, can you get back to your dorm? Take this quiz and find out!

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We Can Guess Whether You'll Get Back To Your Dorm Based On These Questions!

You got: No

You'll wake up in nothing but a jock-strap on the crest of North Brookings with a tour group gathered around you holding candles and mourning. Better go piss on the bunny!

No
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You got: Yes

Lame

Yes
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You got: No

Oooh, you fucking slut

No
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You got: No

You're transported to another universe where women have inverted penises and men are their pets. Water doesn't exist; you only drink pina coladas. For some reason, you're constantly in a state of suicidal ideation, probably because your tolerance for alcohol has spiked because of the pina coladas, and you feel nothing anymore.

No
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You got: No

You fall asleep on the desk of your English professor; all the desks are upside-down; the entire class is asleep in their desks too. What's that weird fishy taste in my mouth? Is God real?

No
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You got: No

You've somehow managed to attach your hammock to the ceiling of Tisch Commons. The entirety of the school stands below you in wonder. Chancellor Wrighton takes you under his massive lapels to train you to be the next Green Lantern/his successor.

No
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You got: No

You're home in your bed. You're still in high school. It's all been a dream. And finals are tomorrow. Your ACT score is a 1. You're a syphilitic idiot. Sometimes you eat your own vomit because your parents have emotionally abandoned you and you need sustenance.

No
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You got: Yes

But who's laying next to you? And where is that third arm coming from? And what is that wet feeling? Why do I feel dead inside? Mommy?

Yes
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