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We Can Guess Whether You'll Get Back To Your Dorm Based On These Questions!

After a night of wild partying, can you get back to your dorm? Take this quiz and find out!

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  1. Where are you right now?
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    Basement of Phi Delt
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    Your friend's grandma's cousin's cat's funeral
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    Basement of Olin
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    Laundry room, possibly IN one of the machines
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    Campaigning for social change
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    Your room
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    The Fires of Hell
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    Eating out your English professor
  2. What time is it?
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    I don't know, I'm blind/deaf/no arms/no legs
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    4:21 AM (god dammit)
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    Time to die
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    26:69 pm
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    the 43ndth of Oktoberfest
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    1776
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    9 in the afternoon
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    Your eyes are the size of the moon
  3. What have you been drinking?
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    The blood of my enemies
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    My English professor
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    An eighth of Everclear
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    Draino
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    Hydrate or diedrate
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    I'm sober/I'm Jewish
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    My grandma's liquified stool she FedExed me
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    Piss (Bud Light)
  4. Do your legs work?
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    Yes
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    No
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    Occasionally
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    No, but I use Lyft
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    No, but I use an actual bus lift
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    Yes, but wheelchairs are dope
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    Only when my pussy is not spouting
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    Legs are?
  5. Do you have any friends?
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    I'm a mole person
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    Yes, his name is Harold and he's invisible except to me
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    Dogs. Sometimes fish
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    My mom
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    No, I'm Jewish
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    Yes, my friend Stacey but we haven't talked in a few months
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    Yes, the unaffected BD cashiers that call me "baby"
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    Only half-n-halfs
  6. Which campus structure would you fuck?
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    The Bunny
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    Swamp Friends
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    The metal thing outside of Bauer
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    One of the construction cranes
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    The railing leading down to SHS
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    The Circ
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    The butterflies in the butterfly garden
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    The trash holes for "landfill" and "recycle" but only "landfill"
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