How Likely Are You To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Purell Before The Semester Ends?
Imagine that sweet, sweet, burning gel dripping down your throat straight to your pussy. Your entire body is cleansed. You shit alcohol. I chug it out of your ass. That's right, I'm into it. Ah, man, baby... You're so clean, baby. It's time to get dirty ;)
YOU CHUG THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU'RE AT A PHI DELT PARTY. You have five finals tomorrow and your life means nothing to you. After a while, you even think you begin to enjoy the taste. Notes of vermouth... Your chakra spurts more class than your pussy, which is spurting pure Purell Hell. God?