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How Likely Are You To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Purell Before The Semester Ends?

What do you want the paramedics to pump out of your ass when you finally decide to end it all?

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  1. Are you afraid of germs?
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    Deathly
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    Nah, man, I'm over WWII
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    Drinking MRSA blood is my kink
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    Yeah, but my penis isn't
  2. Do you like 99.99% of illness-causing germs to be eradicated?
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    Actually hand sanitizer kills good bacteria which causes "super bugs" so no, thank you, maybe a hefty 69.420%
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    Jews*
  3. Squirt or nah?
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    Only if it burns my hands
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    The "female" ""orgasm"" is a myth
  4. Pump it or nah?
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    Pump it or TRUMPET
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    Pump it or TRUMP IT
  5. Have you ever drankedt anything?
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    No, I'm Jewish
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    Only my mom's tiddiey juices
  6. How do you imbibe?
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    Butt chug
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    Mouth chug
  7. Which is dirtiest?
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    A wet bandaid
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    You're mom
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    My soul
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    Chancellor Wrighton
  8. Are you an actual alcoholic?
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    No, I'm Protestant
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    No, I'm Jewish
  9. Do you want to die?
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    Yes
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    Yes
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