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Mine was to cuss less and not stab anyone. 7 minutes into work on Monday, 1/2/23, I had already ,"FUCK" 20 times. Still too early in the year to break the 2nd one.
I was coming out of sedation after having my gall bladder removed. When the doctor came in to check on me I told him that I was going to give him a 5-star yelp review.
@realist...I bartend because it's fun and it's good money. I have a master's degree and work my ass off in my "regular" job. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a bartender and you are a pretentious ass for saying so. Fuck off.
So many stories but the one that I get the most crap for is that I cut the end of my finger off with a skill saw. I was 32. I was trying to OPEN A BOX OF NAILS!! My husband asked if I needed help, I said "no, I got this", and proceeded to cut off the end of my finger. 15 years later…Â
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