Pimple or ingrown hair? You decide.
Food for thought.
Make him pretty.
Lindsay Lohan Just Snapped On Her Beach Club Employees For Not Wearing The Same Shoes And I'm YELLING
"Wear the same shoes please...or you're fired."
Yep, that's what a skull with milk teeth looks like.
You really can be anything.
Petty is as petty does, y'all.
The Wi-Fi password is, "SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADOSHUS."
The hardest Disney test you'll take this week!
"There is no reason you can't work and I will not tolerate drama."
Lisa Bridger's 7-year-old son tandem feeds along with his 4-year-old little brother.
That escalated quickly.
WHY DO THAT???
Make the hard decisions.
Please, this man can't just walk around in his underwear.
Warning: This one is gross.
Making their own damn rules.
Me: I must assert my dominance. *immediately T-poses*
Who thought these would be a good idea??
You can't actually eat the food on the dates.
Warning: This post contains mentions of sexual harassment, assault, and rape.
No more selfies, Megs.
"My intelligence is MENSA level. Have you heard of MENSA?" H/T r/iamverysmart
Grab yourself a smock, cuz this one's real messy.
Megan Fox Is Being Mom Shamed Over This Photo Of Her Sons At The Beach And It's So Ridiculous I Can't
Mom shamers are the worst.
Noodles or zoodles? You decide.
Let's find out together.
The horse's name was Friday!
"OMG I had to laugh, but seriously this is inappropriate to be in a kids' section."
Do moms really have favorites?
Fascinating + horrifying = this list.
"My aunt poisoned my grandma to get her inheritance."
These are the same photos, I promise. H/T Business Insider
No offense, but what?
Why am I telling you this?
Look away. LOOK. AWAY.
This debate needs to be settled once and for all.
These people probably have no "ragrets."
It's our only hope.
"I used to comb my ass hairs with my sister's styling comb..."
"I didn't take my daughter there for them to alter the way she looks because she is absolutely beautiful the way she is."
"Congrats! It's a deer."
Try not to gag.
You know, for when you want the carpet to match the drapes.
Streaks overwhelm me.
"Alrightt fine you're knot beautiful."
Spoiler alert: There's a cowbell involved.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
It takes place when?!
Warning: disturbing content ahead I mean it do not say we didn't warn you.
Millie Bobby Brown Just Insta-Confirmed Her Relationship With Jacob Sartorius And I Have Butterflies
OMG SHE TOTALLY LIKES HIM BACK.
"I talked my sister into climbing into the dryer and then turned it on for maybe five seconds. "
Presented without comment.
"My boss told me that to keep my job I needed to start putting Vaseline on my teeth for a beauty queen smile."
First of all, America.
Sorry in advance.
It was a great year for terrible things. This post is NSFW and NSFL.
"I had severe diarrhea during my wedding. While reading our vows, liquid poop started flowing out of me."
Love is a strange thing.
*sets phone on fire* H/T str8boytexts
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Common sense is not that common these days.
Deck the boobs with boughs of holly.
This won't be easy.
"I have to explain it to my kids first."
The dark side of humanity is all on the internet.
"They didn't even try."
"The officers told me how to make up an excuse to avoid being arrested."
Will you have a house full of kids?
They just couldn't see your genius.
Movie magic can be pretty dark.
It's-a me, Mario, and here's my dick.
Whether knowingly or not, you might be part of the problem.
What was that noise?!?!
**throws glue gun into the ocean**
This is just some real unfortunate timing.
Ketchup on macaroni and cheese: yuck or yaaas?
"This is why we run to Fenty."
Love is canceled.