Warning: This post contains a graphic description of the events of 9/11, which some readers may find distressing.
Not all at once!
Warning: You might want to unsee some of these.
"I was never one of those girls who would do, like, 30 shows a season or whatever the fuck those girls do."
The drinks you buy from a cinema should probably fit their cup holders.
I don't want to have to solve a maths equation to get the Wi-Fi password!
It really wasn't "America's Next Top Best Friend".
I couldn't make this headline up if I tried.
"I have no hope for female rap anymore."
"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."
So much delicious food.
I'm genuinely sorry for what you're about to see.
So. Much. Drama.
"A male colleague once spent 45 minutes explaining an Excel spreadsheet to me. A spreadsheet that I created."
Keep these people out of the kitchen at all costs.
I knew all those butterflies meant something.
What is seen here cannot be unseen.
"I had a boyfriend who thought that, after giving birth, the vagina stayed that stretched out. Like, it was literally just baby-sized for the rest of your life."
2017: the year of kink.
Kim standing on a sofa in heels is enough to give anybody anxiety.
He revealed that the infidelity was caused by him "shutting down" his emotions.
GUYS THEY ALL WORE CROTCHLESS PANTS WTF.
The name is unusual, but not as "flashy" as Spencer had hoped.
"Stay in ur emoji lane miss pepsi."
Don't read these if you ever want to sleep again. H/T: CreepyWikipedia
"He was like, 'I'd never date you in real life. You're too big for me.'"
This is weirdly fascinating.
Nature is ridiculous.
Pass me a bucket of cold water.
"A piece of shit the size of a golf ball launched right out and slammed onto his lower belly."
Lemons should just never be peeled.
The grosser you are, the deeper the love.
If they're texting someone else and then deleting the messages, are they cheating?
The further you go, the worse it gets.
How far does your love of ketchup go?
No one asked for these things.
Your doughnuts make me go-nuts.
What else are you meant to work out in, dahling?
Bring back mini quiffs and Bumpits.
No food deserves this.
The pair seem to have split acrimoniously and publicly over the weekend. But just when it seemed like the drama may have moved offline, they started fighting in Instagram comments.
I'll take my coffee in a test tube and my dinner in a shoe, please.
Put your eyes to the test.
WARNING: This is very NSFW.
No one will actually know what you've chosen, you dirtbag.
TL;DR: He said "um" a lot.
There is no evidence that she has been kidnapped or is being coerced into making YouTube videos.
Sushi burgers were just the beginning.
Mime it to the left if you're having a good time. Mime it to the right if you know that you feel fine.
Not even our alcohol is safe.