"She’ll eat your heart, like Jeffrey Dahmer" ...ummmmm no thanks.
"To be humiliated in such a way doesn't feel good."
Yes, people like this actually exist.
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"I was never one of those girls who would do, like, 30 shows a season or whatever the fuck those girls do."
The drinks you buy from a cinema should probably fit their cup holders.
I don't want to have to solve a maths equation to get the Wi-Fi password!
It really wasn't "America's Next Top Best Friend".
I couldn't make this headline up if I tried.
Bhad Bhabie, AKA The "Cash Me Ousside" Girl, Is Nominated For Top Rap Female Artist And People Have A Lot Of Thoughts
"I have no hope for female rap anymore."
"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."
I'm genuinely sorry for what you're about to see.
"A male colleague once spent 45 minutes explaining an Excel spreadsheet to me. A spreadsheet that I created."
Keep these people out of the kitchen at all costs.
I knew all those butterflies meant something.
What is seen here cannot be unseen.
"I had a boyfriend who thought that, after giving birth, the vagina stayed that stretched out. Like, it was literally just baby-sized for the rest of your life."
Kim standing on a sofa in heels is enough to give anybody anxiety.
He revealed that the infidelity was caused by him "shutting down" his emotions.
GUYS THEY ALL WORE CROTCHLESS PANTS WTF.
The name is unusual, but not as "flashy" as Spencer had hoped.
"Stay in ur emoji lane miss pepsi."
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"He was like, 'I'd never date you in real life. You're too big for me.'"
"A piece of shit the size of a golf ball launched right out and slammed onto his lower belly."
Lemons should just never be peeled.
If they're texting someone else and then deleting the messages, are they cheating?
The further you go, the worse it gets.
What else are you meant to work out in, dahling?
The pair seem to have split acrimoniously and publicly over the weekend. But just when it seemed like the drama may have moved offline, they started fighting in Instagram comments.
I'll take my coffee in a test tube and my dinner in a shoe, please.
No one will actually know what you've chosen, you dirtbag.
There is no evidence that she has been kidnapped or is being coerced into making YouTube videos.
Mime it to the left if you're having a good time. Mime it to the right if you know that you feel fine.