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Holy Blast poem by W. Schumann

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Holy Blast poem by W. Schumann

Holy Blast Abu (you may also call him Ubu)carried a bomb and the bomb went bangYou may wonder where the hell Abu Ubu is at?Maybe Abu could be found here maybe there or everywhere Now, you may guessWhere the hell Abu Ubu is at?Abu is in heavenIt is said so,for bumping off thosewith no heaven rightsand those who read the wrong booksand those who haven’t read any books at alland thus were promptly deniedthe sweet fragrance of paradisethe sweet fragrance of paradise Abu Ubu has left his poor life behindand now is living his eternity dream being gratifiedwith bombshell virginscopious feastmonkey bread and winemonkey bread and wineAbu is happy and having a blastAbu Ubu’s god is happy toodancing with joywith such bloodshedagainst thoseyes, thosegoddamned beastswith no heaven rights   W. Schumann

Holy Blast

Abu (you may also call him Ubu)

carried a bomb and the bomb went bang

You may wonder where the hell Abu Ubu is at?

Maybe Abu could be found

here

maybe there

or everywhere

Now, you may guess

Where the hell Abu Ubu is at?

Abu is in heaven

It is said so,

for bumping off those

with no heaven rights

and those who read the wrong books

and those who haven’t read any books at all

and thus were promptly denied

the sweet fragrance of paradise

the sweet fragrance of paradise

Abu Ubu has left his poor life behind

and now is living his eternity dream

being gratified

with bombshell virgins

copious feast

monkey bread and wine

monkey bread and wine

Abu is happy and having a blast

Abu Ubu’s god is happy too

dancing with joy

with such bloodshed

against those

yes, those

goddamned beasts

with no heaven rights

W. Schumann

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