For everyone reading sarcasm, a) some are making peace signs, and b) English is probably not their native tongue. We misread intonation in text when it *is* our native tongue - you’re going to tell me you don’t think it can happen across cultures and languages?
Response to Turns Out You’ve Been Eating Apples Wrong:
I have a friend who eats them this way. The first time I saw her do it, I accused her of witchcraft. ;)
Response to Middle Class Problems According To Twitter:
I have always been lower class, but if a bird of any kind spat in my salsa you bet your ass I would tweet that shit. I didn’t think birds could spit. How does that work with a beak? XD
Oh no, horror of horrors. Really?