Response to The 29 Stages Of A Twitterstorm:
I think this article is a disgrace. I was CONNED into thinking it was actually Christmas, and now I am DISTRESSED and you are clearly making a RACIST joke. Racism is not funny, except sometimes when it is Jim Davidson. I AM CREATING A PETITION AND SPEAKING TO MY MP ABOUT THIS.
Yours, Mr Badda Tempatirony