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Which Wonks In The City Friend Are You?

Name a better squad-- I'll wait.

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  1. It's Friday night. What are your plans?

    Work
    Try to get your friends to go out
    Either blackout or be in bed by 11 pm-- no inbetween
    Spending the night with your significant other
  2. What's your drink of choice?

    Beer
    Red wine
    Anything sours
    Rum and coke
    Coffee
    Red Bull
    Green Tea
    Water
  3. The Squad is grabbing dinner together-- what do you suggest?

    Cava
    TDR (gotta use those swipes)
    Chipotle
    Ethiopian
    Nando's
    Subway
    Eat? You have a paper to finish!
    Chop't
  4. What bothers you the most?

    People doubting you being right
    People who are mean
    People who do better than you at something
    People who back out on plans
    People who are overly critical of you
    People who don't give you enough attention
    People who don't value your time
  5. Its 1 am and your phone buzzes with a booty call-- wyd?

    The Uber's already on its way to get you there
    Milk it until you get the attention from them you need
    Have an internal debate for 5 minutes and end up going over
    You were the one texting them in the first place
  6. You're getting ready to go out, what do you wear?

    A basic shirt with a bralette underneath
    Jeans and a solid colored top
    Something young professional, like a button-down
    A deep-cut body suit
    All black everything
    A flirty sweater
    A basic shirt and your Patagonia
    A skirt that's a little too short
  7. Which academic building do you relate the most to?

    Kogod School of Business
    Via American University
    Kogod School of Business
    Via American University
    School of International Service
    Via American University
    School of International Service
    Via American University
    Club Lib
    Via American University
    Club Lib
    Via American University
    You're not on campus enough to relate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Via Foxhall
    You're not on campus enough to relate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Via Foxhall
  8. How do you handle stress?

    Over stress about everything
    Stay calm until you snap
    Make your stress known, but know it will all work out
    You don't really get stressed, and if you do the world doesn't know it
  9. Which word best describes you?

    Caring
    Funny
    Ambitious
    Intense
    Snarky
    Joyful
    Friendly
    Affectionate
  10. What's your role in the group chat?

    Giving up to date commentary on every little thing in your life
    Ghosting-- the group chat is on do not distrub
    Sending memes to lighten to mood
    Stirring the pot
  11. One of the wonks is having a personal crisis. How do you react?

    Provide realistic, but blunt advice
    Talking out the situation and try to rationalize it
    Comfort and be empathetic
    You're the one with this crisis
  12. What's jamming on your Spotify?

    Shawn Mendez
    Bailando
    Frank Ocean
    Blink 182
    Fifth Harmony
    Oldies
    Jon Bellion
    Coldplay
  13. What's one thing about you that bothers your friends?

    You're a little flakey
    You get mad if you don't get enough attention
    You talk about yourself too much
    You get annoyed too easily
    You disappear for days on end
    You like to argue too much
    You get stressed if things don't go as planned
    You can be passive
  14. Which Sex and the City character are you?

    Carrie
    Via HBO
    Carrie
    Via HBO
    Miranda
    Via HBO
    Miranda
    Via HBO
    Samantha
    Via HBO
    Samantha
    Via HBO
    Charlotte
    Via HBO
    Charlotte
    Via HBO

Which Wonks In The City Friend Are You?

You got: Zach

How's the weather up there? You are as snarky, moody, overachieving, and secretly caring as Zach! You'll flake on your friends if a better opportunity comes up, but will always pull up in a Zip Car at four in the morning when your friends need you the most. You were probably born wearing a suit, and have no problem selling your soul to corporate America. You're the life of the party, and love being the center of attention. You'll be going far, dontcha know!

Zach
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You got: Grace

No me digas! You are as caring, bright, and down right odd as Grace. You're probably on your third cup of coffee for the day, and its not even noon. You've accepted the fact that saving the world doesn't always come with a great paycheck, but your currency is compassion. That homework you're working on right now? It's done, you just can't stop making it the best it can be. Now just hit send and kick back with a beer and turn on your record player.

Grace
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You got: Alexis

Feeling a little angsty? Don't worry, because you've got the same wit, joyfulness, and resilience as Alexis! When you're not making killer playlists and forcing your (admittedly great) music taste on your friends, you're probably just doing you-- drinking wine, watching Netflix, and the like. Your sense of humor lights up any room, and make sure your friends are always caught up on the latest memes. So go grab a class of white wine, turn on How I Met Your Mother, and appreciate the beautiful human you are.

Alexis
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You got: Elizabeth

Raise your hand if you're a Boren Scholar! Much like Elizabeth, you are headstrong, bubbly, cheerful, a bit needy, but overall a loving friend who just wants to make her friends happy. You're probably emotionally fragile, so much so that just thinking of a sad commercial on TV could elicit a few tears. You love to stay up to date with trends, but inevitably get interested once their time has already passed. People gravitate to you and you're popular - odds are you even won Prom King or Queen. Everyone will be cheering for you when you inevitably become president of the United States (or not, if so then fuck the haters).

Elizabeth
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