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10 Stages Of Every DJ's Night

If epic nights out were a ship, your DJ would be the captain. Win tickets to the next #WKDSoundClash over on WKD's Facebook to join the crew.

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1. The Warm-Up

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The audience: the DJ’s best mate and the bar man. The atmosphere: old folks' home with the radio up too loud.

2. The Coax

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'Okay - you've got a nice seat, but wouldn't you rather be dancing?'

3. The Lone Soldier

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FINALLY someone hits the floor! Erm, except he’s alone and and he's scaring the other punters with his air guitar moves.

4. The Cheese Bomb

Dredged from the bottom of the vinyl box, this cheesy one-hit wonder finally kicks things off. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Dredged from the bottom of the vinyl box, this cheesy one-hit wonder finally kicks things off. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

5. The Request Line

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'Any chance of a bit of Chas & Dave, mate?' x 200

6. Rock O'Clock: When everyone thinks they're like...

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'Metawwwl!'

But they look like:

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'Spiffing!'

7. The 11PM Invasion

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As the pubs empty, a flood of eager new bodies swamp the floor. No presh.

8. The Dance-Off

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The hour is late, the choons are pumping, you're rocking the house.

9. The Emotional Climax

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Friendships are formed. Wounds are healed. Tears are shed. Yep: you're playing the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.

10. The Peak

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You're slaying it. At last, you're soaring.

This is too good to be true. You wonder: will my head explode?

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And, just when you think, 'I could ride this wave forever...'

...they pull the plug on you.

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Oh well. There's always next Saturday.

Don't want the party to end? WKD SoundClash pits celebrity DJs against each other across five epic nights - and you could win VIP tickets to one near you!

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