11 Things John Travolta's Chin Nub Knows That You Don't

Do not be jealous of the chin nub. Learn from it.

1. What Really Happened in the Elevator

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What made Solange so very angry at Jay Z? The chin nub isn't telling, but it knows. Oh, it knows.

2. What If God Was One of Us

The chin nub is keeping mum.

3. Why Patrick Stewart Never Ages

It's a terrible secret.

4. The Meaning of Being Lonely

What is the meaning of being lonely, you ask? Is this the feeling you need to walk with? You ended a sentence in a preposition, so the chin nub will never tell.

5. Can You Not

Ask the nub.

6. Whether Chubacabras Are Real

We'll just leave it at this: The chin nub knows never to leave his goats out after midnight.

7. Who Set the Toynbee Tiles

The Toynbee Tiles -- mysterious messages found in asphalt across different countries -- have plagued researchers since the 1980s. And yet no one thought to ask the nub.

8. Whether the Lost City of Atlantis Ever Really Existed

Most scholars would say no, but most scholars don't know what the chin nub knows.

9. What Is This I Don't Even

A bold question, and one that the chin nub can surely answer.

10. What Bill Murray Whispered

At the end of Lost in Translation, Bill Murray's character whispers something to Scarlett Johansson's. Many have tried to figure out what he said, but no one really knows for sure. No one, that is, except for the chin nub.

11. That, Behind the Chin Nub, There Is Another John Travolta, Wearing Another Chin Nub

Shhh.