"WTF is a house hippo?"
"I have a big heart and want people to do well."
And she ain't wrong, tbh.
*throws rainbow glitter*
THEY'RE GARBAGE PEOPLE.
"If you are a jerk, we don't stir your coffee." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
Complete with windshield wipers ~and~ and windshield.
"You can do what you can do to me, but I will still be here, and in this body, and totally unashamed." (NSFW, obviously.)
The Canadian government DOE®.
So far. Welcome to Canada.
"Everybody thinks it’s like the selfie of the year."
We can't all be Carmilla.
Hocus Pocus Alimagocus!
Back when you were still allowed to play grounders at recess.
Ashley Burnham is from Enoch Cree Nation in Alberta.
We're judging you but we're also here to help.
"Listening to a pineapple speak a language you don't understand."
Not everyone can be Nikki.
Where will you find your next page-turner?
"Why do you have milk in bags?!"
CANADA IS SO HAPPY FOR YOU, AMERICA!
Because there's more to life than shipping fees.
♫ Na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey. Carry me away. ♫
Ed, please stay in Canada forever.
*When a kid could be a kid*
Because our backyard is one of the most beautiful places in the world to explore.
"This says everything about what kind of a guy P.K. is."
Rock A Bye Baby in B Minor
Buddy, can you spare $167 for a traffic ticket?
It's about bloody time.
The home of the bunnyhug.