Kris. You're doing amazing, sweetie.
The hardest choice ever is deciding between spring rolls and bao.
Are you down with the cool trends?
Yes, sweetie. Yes. Rihanna did THAT.
There were so many callbacks. Warning: Contains spoilers!
Who doesn't want super-soft cookies and perfectly-reheated pizza?
With a little help from a supermarket cake.
If you don't pull apart the colours on your rainbow straps, don't talk to me.
Nick Johnson was the first Pokémon Go player to catch all the available Pokémon in America. And then he went on a mission across the globe for the rest.
Because the only thing left to do now is obsess over it.
"This troll better follow through and buy me all my damn groceries!"
A whole new world of contouring.
Because we all know there's nothing worse than a rock-hard avo.
From Eliza Thornberry to Daria, your childhood is about to come back.
He even got to wrestle with John Cena.
Trust us, they are incredible. Possibly even better than her studio version.
"I'm pretty sure that right now none of us wants to help these bastards."
Let's be real, we're only here for Cristina.
He's not your average cake mix teen baker wannabe.
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!
This quiz is the only way you'll ever know for sure.
"It's some of the best stuff I've written."
Bow down to the queen.
Just remember, patience is a virtue.
"I'm gonna tell you where they are... and that's the point... you'll have to choooose."
For when you want to look like you eat more than just two-minute noodles and frozen pizza.