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We Know Which Trump Rally Dance Move You Are Based On One Question

How do you get funky for Freedom?

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  1. When Freedom rings what do you do? (pick one)

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    Shake your damn head. Seriously? At this time of night?
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    Lay down and take a nap.
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    Answer the call (but pray it’s not your loser ex, Joel.)
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    Strip down and paint yourself red, white, and blue!
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    Start humming The Star-Spangled Banner to yourself and hope that someone near you will join in and harmonize.
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    Kick the first stranger you see in the shins and then shout, “That’s from Freedom!”
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    Begin referring to yourself as Mr. President and everyone else as “Jeeves.”
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    Hit the floor and push out like a 100 burpees. Then vomit.
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    Look inside yourself and see what you’re made of. Turns out you’re a lot of bacteria, water, and hot pockets.
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    Make a half-hearted effort to listen but keep playing Two Dots.
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    Roll yourself into a ball and scream, “I’m a pill bug and I don’t speak Freedomese!”
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    Spread your arms, transform into a majestic bald eagle, and soar away.

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