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    Dec 17, 2014

    18 Signs That You Are Definitely A Sniffer

    It's time to admit that maybe, just maybe you are a big ol' sniffer! Does this sound like you?

    1. You've broken up with someone because, "they didn't smell right."

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    2. You remember exactly what your favorite book from childhood smelled like.

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    3. You avoid eating sandwiches with mayonnaise because you smell it on your hands for hours after, even if you wash them.

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    4. Baby heads are like human catnip to you.

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    5. You buy all your personal products based on their smell.

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    6. Right after flossing your teeth you sniff your used floss.

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    7. You spend long intimate moments sniffing your significant other's clothing when they're away.

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    8. You sniff furniture before you sit on it.

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    9. You smell your hat when you take it off your head.

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    10. Nothing goes on your plate until you've sniffed it.

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    11. You sniff your ear wax even though you know it doesn't really smell.

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    12. You feel that flowers that don't smell are just "fancy leaves."

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    13. You're sometimes plagued by phantom smells that you can't locate or identify but you KNOW are there.

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    14. Nail polish and gasoline are completely intoxicating to you.

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    15. You sniff your armpits multiple times a day.

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    16. If you smell something bad you'll smell it again because...

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    ...PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

    17. Being congested and thus unable to smell is THE WORST!

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    "Theriously, jesh kill meh."

    18. You have an abiding hope that heaven is not on a cloud but on a big, fluffy towel right out of the dryer.

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