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19 Devastating Middle Class Clifton Problems

Life in Clifton can be hard.

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1. When your artistic Suspension Bridge photos are out-vibed by strangers on Instagram.

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Every. Single. Day.

2. When you bring the wrong labrador home from your trot on the Downs.

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Such a faff.

3. And worse, when it gets really hectic up there and you can barely practice your sun salutations without windmilling into someone.

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5. When the only game you've got is hanging from your balcony.

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8. When you're trying to give someone directions to your flat and you're like, "It's the white one with the little balcony and the colourful front door. Oh. Wait."

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10. When you absolutely have to go down into town, but you can only find the keys to the gardener's car.

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11. When you realise you've missed this week's Quidditch match.

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Terrible disappointment.

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15. When you just want a bunch of carnations to cheer up Nanny, and all you can find are beautifully whimsical floral boutiques

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So inappropriate.

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17. When you find out you've been doing it wrong with gourds all along: They're for decoration, not eating.

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19. And finally, when you're cheesed off with never having anywhere decent to go for sundowners.

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Urgh, it's so uninspiring round here.