1.
Once you post it, its up forever, no matter how hard you try to delete it.
2.
There watching you, everyone. Especially new employers, girlfriends and boyfriends
3.
A relationship isn’t official unless its facebook official, your either just friends or cuddle buddies, or facebook official.
4.
No one on the internet cares about your vague issue, if you have a problem talk to the person
5.
Don’t try for friends, Having the highest number of friends stopped counting in ninth grade
6.
Don’t religiously favorite or follow a girls tweets or posts, unless you like her
7.
If you’ve been doing rule 6 for more than 3 weeks your stuck in the friend zone give up or accept it
8.
Don’t be friends with your parents or relatives, their watching and will post inappropriate comments
9.
Post Pictures of puppies= instant win, not selfies of you in the mirror= instant loss
10.
Don’t just wish happy birthday because facebook says so.