43 Of The Funniest, Sweetest, And Most Badass "Princess Bride" Quotes

    "Is this a kissing book?"

    The action/adventure/romance/epic The Princess Bride turns 35 this year. It's packed with quotable lines from unforgettable characters, and these are 43 of the best.

    1. Journeying to the fire swamp.

    Westley and Buttercup run into the fire swamp

    2. Inigo Montoya's message for the six-fingered man.

    3. Westley's undying love for Buttercup.

    4. If you need to get in, bring Fezzik.

    5. Inconceivable!

    6. Every friend group needs an Inigo.

    7. What is this, Mad Men?

    8. Miracle Max is every landlord.

    Billy Crystal as Miracle Max

    9. Fezzik was the original gentle giant.

    10. Prince Humperdinck gives big "trust fund" vibes.

    11. The line so popular that actor Cary Elwes wrote a book called As You Wish.

    12. Tension so thick you could cut it with a rapier.

    13. He's truly the best movie grandpa.

    14. Vizzini's lucky Fezzik never got too fed up with him.

    15. Westley had this line ready to go for a while.

    Buttercup holds a knife to her chest

    16. We're probably only a few years away from a Disney+ miniseries about the Dread Pirate Roberts.

    Westley and Buttercup make their way through the fire swamp

    17. We all know a Vizzini.

    18. Reverse card!

    Buttercup stands behind Westley in a forrest

    19. André the Giant and Billy Crystal would make a great comedy duo.

    20. The fire swamp is just a metaphor for Australia.

    21. The most civilized fight there ever was.

    Inigo Montoya and The Man in Black banter before dueling

    22. Inigo probably starts off every conversation this way.

    23. It's criminal that Mandy Patinkin didn't get one award for his performance as Inigo Montoya.

    24. Westley set the bar real high for guys everywhere.

    25. She's credited as "The Ancient Booer."

    26. Mostly dead is still slightly alive.

    27. Westley straight-up talks Humperdinck into submission in this scene.

    28. Challenge of the day: casually work "hippopotamic" into at least one conversation.

    29. As Jonah Hill's character in Maniac would say: "That is so far from how property law works."

    30. The man knows when to keep it brief.

    Inigo sums up the situation to Westley after he wakes up

    31. Bless Wallace Shawn.

    32. Setting myself a reminder to start building an immunity to iocane powder so that this never happens.

    33. The Man in Black wasn't wrong about us all wearing masks in the future...

    Westley and Fezzik fight

    34. Fezzik was born to be a bard.

    Inigo and Fezzik exchange rhymes on Vizzini's boat

    35. Who gave this man a doctorate?

    Miracle Max explains the difference between 'mostly dead' and 'dead dead'

    36. I can always use more scenes with Westley and Inigo.

    Inigo Montoya and the Man in Black discuss whether they should help each other before fighting

    37. Also (probably) coming to Disney+: a miniseries about Westley's time as the Dread Pirate Roberts.

    The Man in Black stands in front of Inigo Montoya, his sword in his hand

    38. Fezzik always wanting to be a good sport tells you all you need to know about the man.

    39. No one gets an evil maniac like another evil maniac.

    40. To be fair, I don't know if reading a "sports book" would be much more thrilling.

    41. Still want to know the other five top kisses.

    42. Michael Scott said it best.

    43. I'm submitting an official fan theory: Westley and Grandpa are the same person.

    What lines are your favorite, and which ones did I miss? Let me know in the comments!