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Marc Andreessen Has Heard Some Disturbing Rumors

The venture capitalist Marc Andreessen has been awfully disturbed recently.

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I am hearing disturbing rumors that some observers are skeptical of a new startup's audacious strategy.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that there is a new hobby called "hunt-ing" that involves killing wild animals for sport.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that animals are harmed in the making of certain exotic food items such as cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizza.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a white male comedian on a cable television network has taken up a political cause.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that they may be ethical issues in a professional sport.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a billionaire who owns a big media property has strong management points of view.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that professional critics may not like Season 2 of a television show as much as they liked Season 1.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that things may not be going all that well in Iraq.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a comedian may have told offensive jokes.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that people who expose themselves and their families on reality TV may have some personal problems.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a fringe political candidate who's been riding a temporary media-fueled wave may be topping out.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that Presidential candidate Marco Rubio may kind of be sort of like a normal American guy.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a reporter may have exaggerated something.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that more bikers may be en route to Texas. (As reported on CNN tonight!)

I am hearing disturbing rumors that there is a problem with road congestion in New York City.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that it may be snowing in Boston.

William Alden is a business reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in San Francisco. Alden covers the technology industry.

Contact William Alden at will.alden@buzzfeed.com.

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