10. The hardest part of your job is attaching a crown to your head.
9. You get annoyed every time someone makes a joke about world peace.
8. One of your guilty pleasures is watching Miss Congeniality.
7. Your other guilty pleasure is watching the second Miss Congeniality.
6. The other one might be Toddlers and Tiaras.
5. You’re the only girl with a tan in mid-January.
4. Your Amazon recommendations are filled with accessories for drag queens.
3. You realize the magical wonder that is butt glue.
2. You also know that hair spray has many uses that don’t involve hair.
1. The higher the hair the closer to Jesus.
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