1. Bad Hair Day Clown . . .
Hates humidity . . .
2. Medusa Clown Turns You To Stone
And you thought those life-size statues in the backyard were just really lifelike . . .
3. Surreality . . .
Just because you can physically apply paint doesn't mean you should . . .
4. Let's Be Friends . . .
I will hug you and squeeze you and chase you and never, ever, ever, ever leave you . . .
5. The Many Moods of a Clown . . .
And each one is creepier than the last . . .
6. Kafka Klown . . .
Needs a hug . . .
7. I'm Sorry . . .
I didn't mean to break you. Here, duct tape make it all better . . .
8. Welcome . . .
To Your Nightmare, and I am your host . . .
9. Zombie Clown . . .
Is here to make you laugh and then eat your brains . . .
10. And Finally . . .
The single creepiest clown painting of them all. Yes, just the thing for over the fireplace. Just don't let your parole officer see it . . .