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How Into Halloween Are You?

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  1. How into Halloween are you?
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    I'm always counting down the days until Halloween!
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    I have my Halloween costumes planned out decades in advance!
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    I named my children Spooks and Frights-Aplenty!
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    I homeschool my children in a graveyard!
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    My car is a haunted hayride!
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    I eat a bag of fun-size Three Musketeers for breakfast every morning!
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    I am undergoing cosmetic surgery to permanently change my skin tone to Witch Green!
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    My voicemail message is the complete audio track to Nightmare on Elm Street 2!
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    I conduct all business meetings in the costume section of Party City!
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    I insist that everyone call me Halloween Joe and I lash out at people if they forget!
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    My wedding vows were the lyrics to Monster Mash!
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    My barber knows "the usual" means "Bride of Frankenstein beehive!"
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    If I can't think of what to say, instead of saying "ummmm" or "uhhhh" I'll go "MWAA HAA HAA!"
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    My favorite pastime is whispering my sins into the mouth of a jack o' lantern!
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    I have four ghosts listed as dependents on my tax returns!
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    I refuse to take off my witch hat in the shower!
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    I use trick-or-treating buckets as tote bags!
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    My son was baptised in the makeup aisle of a Spirit Halloween store off the Dan Ryan Expressway!
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    Every Wednesday, FedEx delivers a shipment of cobwebs to my house and I am now known as "the cobweb guy!"
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    To stay fit, I perform the Thriller dance for two and a half hours by myself every night!
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    Whenever I have guests over to my house, I always insist they take off their shoes, wipe their feet, and change into a wacky skeleton costume!
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    I sleep in a pumpkin!
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