1. You would have been able to get yourself out of any medical or legal situation
8. You would have had fun ALL the time
9. Your two seemingly-mixed-and-definitely-not-related-to-you-at-all sisters would have been a non issue
11. and last, but certainly not least…
- Over two dozen people were injured after a truck crashed into a crowd at a Mardi Gras parade, New Orleans police said.
- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. On Friday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
- Moderate to severe coral bleaching continues to affect the Great Barrier Reef almost a year after the worst bleaching crisis in history.
- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱