1. There were abs.
2. There was arm-touching.
3. There were stairs.
4. And there was more arm-touching.
5. BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
- President Donald Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.