He's the lead singer of The Smiths.
He's British, like the rest of the band.
He isn't afraid to get political because...
and spends much of his time contemplating deep things.
and reading books by Oscar Wilde.
He has great dance moves!!!
and he sometimes takes his shirt off during shows!!
Sometimes he doesn't like it when you take his picture.
But he usually makes time for his fans!
He has a great sense of style.
and makes great use of accessories.
Morrissey looks cute in a sweater,
and he even looks cute in glasses!
I mean, look how much his band loves him!
AND he cares about animal rights!
In closing, Morrissey... I know you're "girl afraid"
and I know these things take time
stop me if you've heard this one before
but is it really so strange if I "ask" you to take my hand in glove?
I feel like half a person without you, but I'll simply stretch out and wait.
I will love you forever!!!