1. Scared guidos
2. Fake, more attractive-looking Snook-a-likes
A Snooki look-a-like.
3. The super realistic-looking sharks we’ve come to expect in SyFy movies
4. This guy’s abs
5. This bro’s hair
It’s very important to him, obviously
6. Vinny, from the real “Jersey Shore” is in it
7. There’s a wet t-shirt contest involved
8. Shark sneak-attacks like this
9. and this
10. The face these guys make after being told about said shark attacks
11. This guy obviously dies
12. Joey Fatone is in the movie
13. and he obviously dies
14. Guidos and guns…
For more info, check out SyFy’s website or watch the trailer below:
Don’t forget to set your DVR: the movie premieres Saturday, June 9th at 9pm.
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