Who Should You Party With At The White House Correspondents Dinner?
That's right, you are about to get down with the man himself. El Presidente. The commander in chief of a darn GOOD TIME. Don't mind the guys in black suits monitering your every dance move next to the Prez, just keep doing the sprinkler.
UNCLE JOE IS IN THE HOUSE and he's here to show you how to truly party. Grab a drink and your phone because it's drunk selfie time.
He's going to be roasting an entire room of political nerds and then you are going to get to hang out with him and hopefully touch his hand that probably shook the President's. Lucky you.
Like you'd even want to party with anyone else. This is FLOTUS we are talking about. You two will be dancing all night, and not just because dancing is fun, but also it's a great way to get fit, and Michelle LOVES that stuff.
So she's not the REAL veep, but that's OK because she's JLD and she clearly knows how to get down. You two are going to chug your drinks and then at the end of the night you'll probably be getting matching George Washington tattoos on your butts.
You probably wouldn't want to hang out with Frank Underwood, but Kevin Spacey is a totally different story. You're going to LOVE partying with him, and there's no doubt he'd be a great karoake partner.