Twitter Buzz: Roseanne Barr Has "Lemonteeth"
You can't take Roseanne anywhere these days! Plus, Travis Barker's baby is already crowd surfing, Eric Wareheim and Har Mar Superstar hang out, and Cher can't log onto Twitter, so Kathy Griffin will send her updates instead.
Lemonteeth twitter.com/TheRealRoseann…
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 9, 2012
My parents just emailed me and told me they went skydiving today.I told them to act more responsibly.Talk about a role reversal.
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) February 9, 2012
If there was an app like Shazam, but for people's faces, that told me who I'm talking to and how I know them, I'd use that shit all the time
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) February 9, 2012
*SPOILER ALERT* We are all going to die eventually.
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) February 9, 2012
But for real - not many things are better than when a car pulls around the corner and you get a glimpse of the dog sitting shotgun, upright.
— Theodore F. Leo (@tedleo) February 9, 2012
Jeremy Lin @JLin7 isn't Justin Lin @trailingjohnson , but he definitely is Fast & Furious. #Linsanity
— Ken Jeong (@kenjeong) February 9, 2012
Deep Love RT @HarMarSuperstar: @ericwareheim is my father/brother/ son instagr.am/p/Gxg54SpncQ/
— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) February 9, 2012
Chris Brown and Rihanna performing at The Grammys ahh shit!! She dropped the restraining order. Can somebody say "make up booty" oh yeah!!
— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) February 9, 2012
If Chris and Rihanna got back together, would you mind it???
— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) February 9, 2012
Lights will guide you home...and ignite your bones...and I will try to fix you. #iheartcoldplay
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) February 9, 2012
From the set of "Transformers: 911" with @thomaslennon and Shia Labeof say.ly/MPN1o0T
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 7, 2012
From @Cher "Kathleen pls tweet That i cant get on! Phone keeps going OFF! I hit it & mayb i can send 1 or 2 tweets! SO FKING PISSED! Xxxme!
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 9, 2012
Hi guys! I would love my first cruise to be with you . . . kategosselincruise.com
— Kate Gosselin (@Kateplusmy8) February 9, 2012
@LanaDelRey I don't know what anyone is talking about I LOVE your music! So unique and refreshing! And you look pretty! Keep up it up!
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) February 9, 2012
Screw Newt...I'm just going to ask Dr Manhattan if he can take me on a quick trip to Mars...and show me his 3 way split bedroom trick!
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) February 9, 2012
I LOVE this pic of my son doing his first crowd surf!twitpic.com/8hqfrw
— Shanna Moakler (@ShannaMoakler) February 9, 2012
Learning to recognize the good from the bad people in your life is one of the most important things you can do for yourself.
— Ben Savage (@BenSavage) February 9, 2012
omg....judge judy was so good tonight.must have been circa '98
— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) February 9, 2012
some 1 said the laughing gas (that i will use today at dentist office) is what demi moore was huffing! OMG!
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 9, 2012
Thanks, decided on artificial plant for my mom. Got her one 4' tall, green, stands in a corner in her bedroom. Basically recreated my dad.
— bob saget (@bobsaget) February 9, 2012
Can't believe no one's named their son Arli$$ yet. #dibs
— todd levin (@toddlevin) February 9, 2012
spanx for the sea “@KathieLGifford: All dressed up and in the water we go...@todayshow @klgandhoda twitpic.com/8hqfiqâ€
— hoda kotb (@hodakotb) February 9, 2012
I'll never trust anyone who takes half a cookie and doesn't immediately come back for the rest.
— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) February 9, 2012
Using your headshot in your personals ad is a good way of letting people know you're not famous.
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) February 9, 2012
Awesome! From 1995! I wouldn't want a kid 2 b my accountant, but if one wanted 2 b my lawyer, I'd b totally ok w/ it. youtu.be/EH5gfqC8V6g
— Martha Plimpton (@MarthaPlimpton) February 9, 2012
when my earphones get snagged on something and rip out of my ears, it's so startling and upsetting #sweatingthesmallstuff
— Michael Urie (@michaelurie) February 9, 2012
Travel Tip:Radio Shack is still called Radio Shack in Spanish.
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) February 9, 2012
I'm a pig in a wig and I don't give a fig!! Lol!
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) February 9, 2012