Mouse yfrog.com/es7azrvj
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) February 10, 2012
Tasty Mouse yfrog.com/h3b0fmptj
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) February 10, 2012
At 1 am I was sleeping with my sisters baby (the one I help delivered on my show) I had no clothes on because that's how I sleep.....
— Coco (@cocosworld) February 10, 2012
....When I look at the pic I see how I love to spend time with my family in a nurturing way but people turned it into a gross thing......
— Coco (@cocosworld) February 10, 2012
It was a beautiful,natural moment..I had no makeup on just caring for my nephew & my sister saw how precious the moment was & took a pic
— Coco (@cocosworld) February 10, 2012
Shame on all of u..Since when is naked gross!Its completely natural!Thats how we were born,plus my family knows me and accepts me for that..
— Coco (@cocosworld) February 10, 2012
This is the pic that people were talkin about with me & my sisters baby.This is such a beautiful,sweet & natural sight… say.ly/iPF1oZW
— Coco (@cocosworld) February 10, 2012
Questioning someone's relevancy is no longer relevant
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) February 10, 2012
Morning is the lettuce part of the day.#SuckItLettuce
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 10, 2012
You're hired Piers! RT"@piersmorgan: How does @IvankaTrump look THIS good so soon after having a baby? Seriously?"
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) February 10, 2012
There is never a wrong time to do the right thing
— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) February 10, 2012
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) February 10, 2012
thought of the day: your mouth is really just your face's butthole. best wishes! -mark
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) February 10, 2012
To all the designers preparing their shows: courage and good luck ! love Diane
— DVF (@DVF) February 10, 2012
I feel like the public discourse in US isn't stupid and irrelevant enough... I know! Let's debate contraception!
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) February 10, 2012
I feel like I am about to be taken to the electric chair. Is that normal? But I will look great dead! Hah!
— Jill Zarin (@Jillzarin) February 10, 2012
@ArsenioOFFICIAL @Kevin_Eubanks you need a co-host ?
— George Lopez (@georgelopez) February 10, 2012
My son Pauly sleepy in his sexy pose Lol :-)instagr.am/p/G1vbb3wvIA/
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 10, 2012
What do boys want for valentines day ?
— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) February 10, 2012
I get it. Fart humor isn't for everyone. But let's just say today started with the two first notes of "At Last," pitch-perfect. #haaaa
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmez) February 10, 2012
Knucklehead question: badass or bad ass?
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) February 10, 2012
Smiths fans will always be cooler than Cure fans.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 10, 2012
Dropped my new white I phone and shattered the back - did not get the "apple care plan " - crap
— Rosie O'Donnell (@Rosie) February 10, 2012
"I am allergic to you being happy." -- a performance artist's mom, probably
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 10, 2012
Thanks for all the birthday well wishes. My first present came yesterday afternoon - Emergency Root Canal. Yay! #ouch
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) February 10, 2012
On my way to practice.... And forgot my rackets.... Wow
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) February 10, 2012
Most people don't know this, but "Mardi Gras" is French for "Show Me Your Tits You Drunk Whore, Now Let Me Throw Cheap Beads In Your Face"
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 10, 2012
Why has CNN been playing stand-up comedy most of the day?
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) February 10, 2012
On our way to NYC to promote the return of Cougartown on Feb 14 twitter.com/CourteneyCox/s…
— Courteney Cox (@CourteneyCox) February 10, 2012
People who don't understand satire really make me appreciate those who do.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 10, 2012
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
— Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) February 10, 2012
Picasso would've been the world's worst police sketch artist.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) February 10, 2012
The problem with dating models is the handle of your toothbrush always ends up mysteriously smelling like throat.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) February 10, 2012
#SchmidtTip #56 Ladies, every man is just waiting to hear four simple words, "You're pretty Tech Savy" #simplicity #SteveJobs #wordisbond
— max greenfield (@iamgreenfield) February 10, 2012
Throwback pic from 4th studio album video #1 Spot. Me & Mini me. Lol lockerz.com/s/182506763
— Ludacris (@Ludacris) February 10, 2012
Is the sequel to "Drive" called "Drove?"
— Scott Aukerman (@ScottAukerman) February 10, 2012
I bet Gwyneth has nightmares about being in the Shallow Hal fat suit where she wakes up screaming and then looks down and cries with relief.
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) February 10, 2012