Hey, British GQ, by “sexually mature,” I meant I was comfortable from an early age (as in 20) to talk about complex sexual issues. Yeesh.â€” olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) March 6, 2012
There’s Something About TinTin.This happened organically while I slept. instagr.am/p/H15KH0A4Mk/â€” Dan Harmon (@danharmon) March 6, 2012
Nothing is funnier than a fart except when it comes out of something fancy. (Queen on a silk pillow) #fancyfartsâ€” Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) March 6, 2012
Some1 just ran up 2me like “OMG! You’re Vanessa Williams.” I started singing SaveBest4Last.â€” Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 6, 2012
Getting a day to myself #relaxedtweetâ€” Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 6, 2012
Hope everyone’s having a good day like I am & if your not then think about Sunday #MOBWIVESâ€” Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 6, 2012
Me: “you promise you’ll never leave, right?”Horrible burned popcorn smell in my apartment: “I’d never do that.”â€” Mike O’Brien (@MikeOBrienXOXO) March 6, 2012
Left-handed lesbians can’t scissor :(â€” Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 6, 2012
I almost want to go out and get another cat just so I can name it Katniss.â€” Nolan Gould (@Nolan_Gould) March 6, 2012
I love the smell of grass fed beef cooking!â€” Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) March 6, 2012
I have listened to Manilow’s COPA CABANA hundred of times and just now realized that it’s about someone getting BRUTALLY SHOT TO DEATH.â€” Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) March 6, 2012
We Are Team Jonas!!! They are such nice lovely guys!!!â€” La Toya Jackson (@latoyajackson) March 6, 2012
In the pouring rain 2day, I saw a sanitation worker laughing like a little boy as he did his work while getting totally soaked. #findingjoyâ€” Daniel Dae Kim (@danieldaekim) March 6, 2012
Newt: “I humbly ask for your vote today for the Bold Reagan Conservative.”Humble to be bold.#humbleboldâ€” Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) March 6, 2012
Still havnt made the team I need a hugâ€” Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 6, 2012
The best thing about Super Tuesday is all that Super Tuesday Night boneing.â€” mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 6, 2012
The less you give a damn, the happier you will be…….â€” Jenna Jameson (@jennajameson) March 6, 2012
This morning I’m giddy & music is making me happy! Creativity is the ultimate high!â€” Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) March 6, 2012
If a Stargate opened, I’d be the first sonofabitch to hop through it. Something tells me an alien Ra is easier to deal with than humanityâ€” Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) March 6, 2012
I want Cutty from The Wire to tickle me.â€” rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 6, 2012
Spaced is open for discussion at the Huffington Post. Don’t skip to the end … j.mp/yM2CMEâ€” Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) March 1, 2012
Saw a bumper sticker that said, “This statement is false.” Please don’t twist my brain up while I’m driving.â€” sara gilbert (@THEsaragilbert) March 6, 2012
How can people take the love out of science and bring hate into religion so easily?â€” Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2012
@MileyCyrus I think we need to have a sitdown with Kirk Cameron!â€” Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) March 6, 2012
President Obama is a classy guy. I love the way he handles himself. I’m a big fan of him personally.â€” Joel Madden (@JoelMadden) March 6, 2012
Graduationinstagr.am/p/H17VCBC_BX/â€” Emma Roberts (@RobertsEmma) March 6, 2012
Sitting next to bjork at lunch she’s going over accessories inspired by crop circles. I want her in my pocket at all times.â€” Cory Kennedy (@Cory_Kennedy) March 6, 2012
How disturbed should I be that my 3 year old uses the word “assassin” in casual conversation?â€” Joel McHale (@joelmchale) March 6, 2012
Want to stop having a crush on someone? Follow their twitter feed.â€” Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 6, 2012
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