I think these are fascinating slices of life. I [put captions]. "Give me five," that's one of them. Here's what I think. It's freezing cold outside, and it's no fun to have a bare hand when it's freezing cold. And yet, someone has lost a glove. That means half their life has disappeared for the course of the day. Sometimes they're pretty little knitted gloves, sometimes they're hard working ... What is a better metaphor for the loneliness of the city? Of a single lost glove?
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James Marsden released pictures of his baby son.
Zach Galifianakis shaved his beard into a goatee.
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