The Most Absurd, Totally Incorrect Tabloid Covers Of 2012

For those uninitiated into this wild world of celebrity gossip, try to remember the following key points as you scroll through:

• We only discovered that Kate Middleton is pregnant last month.

• Angelina Jolie is not pregnant, nor married to Brad Pitt.

• Jennifer Aniston only announced her engagement to Justin Theroux in October and is not pregnant.

• Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries and her pregnancy was announced two days ago.

• The other Kardashians women are still with their men.

• Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson over the summer.

• If a magazine says a woman is "Pregnant And Alone!" on the cover, she's neither.

Now that you're in the loop, on to the incorrect magazine covers!