For those uninitiated into this wild world of celebrity gossip, try to remember the following key points as you scroll through:
• We only discovered that Kate Middleton is pregnant last month.
• Angelina Jolie is not pregnant, nor married to Brad Pitt.
• Jennifer Aniston only announced her engagement to Justin Theroux in October and is not pregnant.
• Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries and her pregnancy was announced two days ago.
• The other Kardashians women are still with their men.
• Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson over the summer.
• If a magazine says a woman is "Pregnant And Alone!" on the cover, she's neither.
Now that you're in the loop, on to the incorrect magazine covers!
January 4th:
WRONG! Jen is engaged now.
January 16th:
WRONG! The Globe is the only outlet to report this story.
January 16th:
WRONG! No babies for Brangelina this year.
January 18th:
WRONG! No babies for Brangelina this year.
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February 1st:
WRONG! No babies for Brangelina this year.
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WRONG! As of last week, Kim and Kris are still fighting over her ring in court.
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In summation,
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Tabloid covers lie — and they lied a lot in 2012. On to 2013!
