For those uninitiated into this wild world of celebrity gossip, try to remember the following key points as you scroll through:
• We only discovered that Kate Middleton is pregnant last month.
• Angelina Jolie is not pregnant, nor married to Brad Pitt.
• Jennifer Aniston only announced her engagement to Justin Theroux in October and is not pregnant.
• Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries and her pregnancy was announced two days ago.
• The other Kardashians women are still with their men.
• Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson over the summer.
• If a magazine says a woman is "Pregnant And Alone!" on the cover, she's neither.
Now that you're in the loop, on to the incorrect magazine covers!
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In summation,
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Tabloid covers lie — and they lied a lot in 2012. On to 2013!