Michael C. Hall, $10 million

Charlie Sheen, $10 million

Tim Allen, $11 million

Angus T. Jones, $11 million

Neil Patrick Harris, $15 million

Mark Harmon, $15 million

Ray Romano, $16 million

Jon Cryer, $21 million

Ashton Kutcher, $24 million

Holy crap, the accountants at Two And A Half Men sure do write a lot of checks. All of CBS, for that matter.