The 7 Stages Of Getting Your Butt Checked Out By Tobey Maguire
ALLEGEDLY checked out. It's totally possible there was something else equally as pleasing in Tobey's line of vision.
Stage One: "Butt."
Stage Two: "Tobey sees butt."
Stage Three: "Tobey likes butt."
Stage Four: "Tobey want butts."
Stage Five: ♬ I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass and no treble ooh baby doo-wop yeah ♬
Stage Six: "That was crazy. Did I just become enchanted by that woman's butt?"
Stage Seven: "Ey, uh: Taxi!"
And those are the seven steps to checking a girl out like Tobey Maguire.
So congrats, lady on the street with coffee in your hand: Tobey Maguire checked out your butt!
In 2015 nothing can stop you now.