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The 7 Stages Of Getting Your Butt Checked Out By Tobey Maguire

ALLEGEDLY checked out. It's totally possible there was something else equally as pleasing in Tobey's line of vision.

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Stage One: "Butt."

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Stage Two: "Tobey sees butt."

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Stage Three: "Tobey likes butt."

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Stage Four: "Tobey want butts."

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Stage Five: ♬ I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass and no treble ooh baby doo-wop yeah

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Stage Six: "That was crazy. Did I just become enchanted by that woman's butt?"

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Stage Seven: "Ey, uh: Taxi!"

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And those are the seven steps to checking a girl out like Tobey Maguire.

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So congrats, lady on the street with coffee in your hand: Tobey Maguire checked out your butt!

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In 2015 nothing can stop you now.

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