To recap the video above, let’s rank the guys in order of cringeworthiness:
1. The Skater Guy
2. The Dancing Guy
3. The “Seduction By Glasses” Guy
4. The “Literally Trying To Be Prince Charming” Guy
5. The “I Will Take Care Of This Egg Like I Would Take Care Of You And Your Daughter” Guy
6. The “Tricked Ya! I’m Not An Old Lady” Guy
“Hello, dearie! I am Mrs. Featherbottom and do I have a boyfriend for YOU!”
Emily’s face is that of polite confusion.
This guy obviously wins grand prize for “Ways To Creep Out A Woman Upon Meeting Her For The First Time” and for that, we commend you, buddy.
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