To recap the video above, let’s rank the guys in order of cringeworthiness:
1. The Skater Guy
2. The Dancing Guy
3. The “Seduction By Glasses” Guy
4. The “Literally Trying To Be Prince Charming” Guy
5. The “I Will Take Care Of This Egg Like I Would Take Care Of You And Your Daughter” Guy
6. The “Tricked Ya! I’m Not An Old Lady” Guy
“Hello, dearie! I am Mrs. Featherbottom and do I have a boyfriend for YOU!”
Emily’s face is that of polite confusion.
This guy obviously wins grand prize for “Ways To Creep Out A Woman Upon Meeting Her For The First Time” and for that, we commend you, buddy.
- From water jugs and dehydrated food, to faraday cages and unregistered vehicles, liberals are prepping for Trump's presidency.
- Federal agencies have put on a fireworks finale for the Obama administration, suing JP Morgan, Oracle, Fiat Chrysler, and Navient.
- Former Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue will be nominated as Trump's secretary of agriculture, the final cabinet position to be selected.
- Been wondering why your friends now look like weird glamorous cartoons? This Chinese selfie app is why. Say cheese 📸