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Tell Us About Your Job And We'll Tell You The Optimal Time To Have Sex

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Tell Us About Your Job And We'll Tell You The Optimal Time To Have Sex

You got: First thing in the morning

You're either too tired when you get home or you have some unusual work hours... Might as well take advantage of the morning! What better way to put a spring in your step than doing the dirty before work? Enjoy!

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You got: Midnight

When the clock strikes midnight, it's time to get it on. What better way to start the day? Enjoy!

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You got: Early evening

Ooh yeah, we're talking about that sweet spot between 5pm and 8pm. Take advantage of the "twilight hour" — or just being home before you get too sleepy to do the damn thing. Enjoy!

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You got: Afternoon Delight

It sounds like you may have some unusual work hours, so take advantage of them and get it on during the break of day! And if you work the standard 9-to-5... perhaps it's time to take a long lunch break, if you know what I mean. Enjoy!

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You got: 10 p.m.

10 p.m. is your ideal time for bangin'. It's not too late that you're both too tired, and it's not so early that you feel like a grandparent. Plus, you'll be finished in time to fall asleep to the late-night shows — a win-win. Enjoy!

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You got: 9 p.m.

This is the optimal time for you, as it hits that sweet spot between dinnertime and "too late to get it in." Enjoy!

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