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Strengths & Weaknesses Of The New "Celebrity Apprentice" Cast

Donald Trump has officially announced his new cast of "The Celebrity Apprentice." Here are all of the key players, as well as what sets them apart from the pack.

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Lisa Lampanelli


Strengths: Humor, harsh insults, and if there was ever a reason for a roast...

Weaknesses: Obnoxiousness, over-exposure. Will probably be caught cracking jokes about another contestant behind their back.

Aubrey O'Day


Strengths: Ability to sing, resilience, comfort with a reality camera crew following her around. Those cold, dead eyes would serve her well in a heated game of poker.

Weaknesses: The woman defines the term "hot mess."

Dee Snider


Strengths: Ability to sing, familiarity with cross-dressing, familiarity with show (appeared on the last season of "Celebrity Apprentice").

Weaknesses: His cockiness. Your attitude, by the way? He's not gonna take it.

Dayana Mendoza


Strengths: Her looks, being a former Miss Universe winner -- a franchise owned and operated by Donald Trump.

Weaknesses: Wait, this is "Celebrity Apprentice," right?

Paul Teutul Sr.


Strengths: Strength, mustache-length, general bad-assery. As we've seen on "American Choppers," the man isn't afraid to speak his mind.

Weaknesses: Speaking his mind.

Patricia Velasquez


Strengths: Her looks, several Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers, and ability to kick asses alongside Brenden Fraiser in "The Mummy" and "The Mummy 2."

Weaknesses: Who?

Now that you know all of the players, who do you think will win? Or, more importantly, who do you think will get into the heated, balls-to-the-wall reality tv fights we've come to expect from the show?

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